"Janiel is getting far away... moe just stop looking at him maybe yaks will stop?

Janiel {"Let's take a blast to moon, Baby"} says:
no
Janiel {"Let's take a blast to moon, Baby"} says:
"Janiel's getting far away... moe just stop looking at him maybe Janiel'll stop"
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
sara stop looking at him yaks will stop Janiel ?"

- sara

"nop" - Janielism

"DAMN RIGHT!
and while we are at it, i shall spread AIDS to the kindergarden class" - Janiel

"girraff is saRaISM"-saRa

Funk Master Moe Flow says:
i wanted to be a teacher
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
then I saw the payrole
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
3rd person teacher

"i like jesus. just not his fanclub" - moeISM

Funk Master Moe Flow says:
glug glug
saRa says:
glug glug is moeISM?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
yes
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
we had a cricket named glug glug

"Gorrammit.... stupid phone keeps cutting.... Do I smell cornbeef?" - me

"Now I want cornbeef! Curse you Cornbeef Girl!" - my friend

"Pretty dang good chocolate chocolate moo juice we got goin here." - another friend

"Do you have a ladle fetish?" - a friend to me

"You have filled my head with so much BAD imagery in the past 24 hours...." - me

"You are my chocolate cake .. I wana eat you all up .. Let no one near you .. Just for me"- me to Miesh

"i fined myself a new kind of blonde everyday" -KT

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!"- Me after I had worked 8 hours on a document... only to have the computer crash.

"Don't long for what is gone, but be gone to what has left you." - Me

Anonymous "I hate his guts because he is too clingy...."

"sara, I love you like I love my ovaries" -KT
"Is that a good thing?" -me

u need to fix it, its just sticking up and its not going down, and i cant go to cillege with it sticking up all over the place!

my friend referring to her fringe!

4 year old cousin: Can I watch cartoons right now?
me: No
4 year old cousin: Why not?
me: Because
4 year cousin: Because why?
me: If you don't leave me alone to watch my show, i'll slit your throat in your sleep.
4 year old cousin: Why?
me: Because I feel like it...
4 year old cousin: ....What does "slit" mean?
me: let's just watch your cartoons, ok?
4 year old cousin: What cartoons?
me: ...

"I've always wanted an English person to call me a wanker. No good reason, I'd just get a kick out of it. I'm a wierdo, I know." -vintage Snuffy

"it's really exciting to know that alot of people want to sell you pills for a bigger penis" - BurnedMaskAJ on the subject of spam messages

lol @ AEL .. good one

"Men want to be a woman's 1st love. Women like to be a man's last Romance"- from my cousin's nick name

More English class fun, from my male English teacher:

"Oh, look at me, I have a lover, I'm going to kiss my lover, oh no he's dead-I'm going to Europe!"

*dancing the Charlston and singing* "I have a lover, isn't he pretty?"

"They want you to mate. Well.... not YOU specifically. It's not like it's homework...."

my friend(he is such a pest): so....what do you wanna do?
me: i dunno, what do YOU want to do?
my friend: How about we go to the beach
me: ....why?
my friend: so i can drown you with a floaty
me...ok, why not
(although the plan didn't work out as planned)

Cause I don't wanna be forgotten~~~Tupac Shakur

"love is beautiful, but it hurts, When you hold it tight or let it go is the most painful. The best thing is just to hold it right, not too loose, not too tight"- me

Me: "dodo............"
dodo: "yes miesh?"
Me: " nothin"
dodo: "okay..."
Me: "dodo.....ahem"
dodo"........"
Me:" I love you soooooooooooooo much, i just do, i love you, i love you"

I am only 51% human and 49% something else-me!

"Would you be hapy after you lost 68 games in a row?" - A friend of mine who had a bad losing streak at magic...

"Aja, will you marry Janiel?"-Arsenik
"Foon"-Aja

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking"- my cousin took it from some where

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

-Johnny Carson

Fruits loops is very nutritional-me!

Spam
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Funk Master Moe Flow says:
i will win
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
i will get the last word
Janiel says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
word
Banana Pie Eater! says:
never
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
see?
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Banana Pie Eater! says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
se?
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Janiel says:
word
Banana Pie Eater! says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Janiel says:
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ye
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ye
Janiel says:
word
word
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ye
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no
Janiel says:
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
y
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ey
Janiel says:
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ey
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
non
Janiel says:
word
Janiel says:
word
Janiel says:
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
e
Banana Pie Eater! says:
ya
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ey
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ye
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
nopjvckhgjd
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ye
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
ey
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
hgh
Banana Pie Eater! says:
ay
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gfhfgh
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Janiel says:
word
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Banana Pie Eater! says:
a
Janiel says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
g
Janiel says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
hg
Banana Pie Eater! says:
a
Janiel says:
word
Janiel says:
word
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Banana Pie Eater! says:
a
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
gh
Janiel says:
word
word
Banana Pie Eater! says:
a
Janiel says:
word
word
word
word
Janiel says:
word
Janiel says:
word
Janiel says:
word
Banana Pie Eater! says:
STOP!
Janiel says:
word
word
word
word
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Janiel says:
wordword
word
word

Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
o
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Janiel says:
Muahahahaha!
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
o
Banana Pie Eater! says:
......................
Banana Pie Eater! says:
OMG
Janiel says:

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Banana Pie Eater! says:
lol
Banana Pie Eater! says:

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
/shh
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
o
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
o
Banana Pie Eater! says:
......................
Janiel says:
Muahahahaha!
Banana Pie Eater! says:

Janiel says:
lol
Janiel says:
jinx?
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
no

"i like monkeys and yaks in me yard evry 'our of the day."-Moe

" it called using female technology- the brain" - my mother

"Rabbit is good rabbit is wise"-Rabbit from Twister

my fav song quotes :
"Say you'd come and stop teh rain"-Vanessa carlton
"make me high on Lullabies"' Vanessa carlton

and a delta song quote for good measure "the girl that i used to eb had a terrible case.. of mistaken identity"-from mistaken identity song and album. the lucky girl beat cancer and is going to take her music to USA. go girl :tutu:

"People that double-post constantly make me tired" -me

"Love All .. Trust a Few" - Shakespeare

" everyday something hits you in the head " MOEism

"I was up untill 2am playing with him"-KT

Friend: "Jessica.... can you give me a little happy right now?"
Me: "What kind?"
Friend: "You know.... the kind that makes me shove a crowbar into my wallet to fork up some money for you....."
MY REACTION:
*******************
friend:"Yeah... you're spending all your time with your online luu-vvver."
Me: Uhhhh..... right. Whatever you say Sam.....
*******************
My first conversation with Vampchilde18:

HIM:"Want a gummy bear?"
ME: "No.... I kind of have this thing about eating food items that are still moving when I swallow them....."

interviewer: "Who has been your toughest opponent?"
Kosta: "Myself"
Kosta Tsu (can't remember how to spell his name ) during anninterview.

Yes. Indeed, of course, well then, fine, why not my dumpling.

dumplings!

"my cat was stressed because my fiance is stressed. my cat has mental issues" ~ my teacher
its funnier if you hear the whole story but her cat seriously has mental issues

Dot: with wind chill -20 degree Celsius = -4 degree Fahrenheit
puffythaboy: jesus
puffythaboy: how do you stand it?
M0E EUBLECK: COATS
M0E EUBLECK: fur?
Dot : we stay drunk
puffythaboy: I see
Dot : live in igloos
puffythaboy: crazy canadians
Dot : drink newfie screech
Dot : go for a polar bear swim
M0E EUBLECK: LOL
puffythaboy: lol
Dot : we condition ourselves

"when i lick your hand, you still use it."-saRa to KT

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

"Have you seen my dog?" - Jarko
"Have you tried the lobby?" - King

(Blade Trinity)

After seeing a picture of my cat...

"Freakin' spaz cat" - Hawk7886

"Thou shalt not kill" - 10 commandments

"Did you just fart?"-Me
"I tried to."-Arsenik

Devious Honey: cgjipf
Funk Master : cgjipf?
Devious Honey: that was my head hitting the keyboard