"Sergeant, I won't be in today. (Pause) Why? I think I've got... (Barfing Sounds) Ok, I'll call tomorrow to let you know how I'm feeling."- Me on 18 Jan 05 letting my boss know I had food poisoning.

"Never rub another man's rhubarb" The Joker

"This town needs an enema!"- The Joker (Batman)

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Mr. Block how do you spell 'DNA'?"
"D.. N... A..."
"No, I don't want to sound it out, I want to spell it."

- Kirra (a blonde girl from school)

Everyone can stop posting quotes now, there is a King of Quotes
In song format for your listening enjoyment....

Awesome Singing Guy

LOL KT hehehe blond-a-rama

"a ordinary person spends their life avoiding tense situations repo man spends his life getting INTO intense situations... BELTZER!"
-Dusty, Tiwster

"It is times like this that I understand how some animals could eat their young."- Me after a week of dealing with 25 kids while volunteering during a summer with the YMCA.

The greatest things in life cannot be seen, they cannot even be touched. they can only be felt with the heart.- Helen Keller.

"Is it me, or are cats better company than a bunch of rampaging kids?"- Me in a cynical moment.

'look inside yourself deep. who do you see? that is right. you see yourself. whether it is a hero, teacher, mother, or wife. you can only be yourself. so be what you were born to be and stay that way. you don't impress anyone else or me by acting as someone else."

I said this...to a someone close...

Sezza- "is this pheenix?"
me - "no, it's the man on the moon"
Sezza- "i'll take that as a yes then." - me and my friend sezza when she rang me the other nite.

You will all rot in the infernal pits of hell- me today, to the contractors at our school who haven`t finished the building of the vce wing in which most of my classes are even though they have had easily enough time!

"I want to live, I want to love...but its a long hard road out of hell".... Marilyn Manson

"the main sport in malaysia is SHOPPING"- the tour guide

Courtesy of my mom...."Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body. Rather to skid sideways, totally worn out shouting 'Holy sh**, what a ride'"

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"I'm sick of you people, and your freaky religion, and your stupid dirty planet, when all I really want is a pedicure and a latte and is that too much to ask?" - Pink Five Strikes Back

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end, it's already tomorrow in Australia."- Charles Schultz

And even when they kill me they can never take the dream of a young G~ Tupac Shakur

“Those who have not experienced love are the ones who misjudge it, misunderstand it, and accuse it as being a crime” - me

in all of life's bad situations, the best thing to say is "sh!t happens." -me

Today I wake N feel enen lonelier But I C postive potential~~~2pac

"When a woman
loves a man
Trust, Understand
Respect, Encourage
Care, Sacrifice
And be honest
Anything at all
She can do it for him" - dono

"When a man
loves a woman
Protect, Respect
Forgive, Support
And be reliable
Name it
He can do it for her" - dono either

I just added mine to my sig. That's the quote for the day.

Great minds talk about ideas; Average inds talk about events; small minds talk about people.- Eleanor Roosevelt

To handle yourself, use your head. to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt.

Nietzsche said, “That which does not kill me makes me stronger.”

Functionless Art is just tolerated vandalism, I am the vandal.

TNO

Its not the arrow that's the problem , its the indian.

At the doctors...

"Well, the eye doctor looked deep into her eyes and saw nothing wrong" - My Mom

"Oh, how romantic" - The Doctor

"Ok, so what eats the grasshopper?" - Teacher
"Small children!" - Me

Neener

Lol.
And it's true.

About hands ~~~~

"See, we're webbed because we're part Duck" - My Mom

.....

If life get you down use a jack to get it off you : a bloke at work



also could te mod who delted my last topic " am i breaking any laws" plz PM me and tell me why thanks)

Stay in ya place i reccomend dont say hello to my little friend~~~~LLOYD BANK$

"Oh, Alea made me lick.... wait, nevermind." - KT

I posted under Hawk.

XD

Oops.

Well pipe up then boy-Tiddlyjen telling me to speak up more!

"my soul is living for you .. and when you go .. my soul aint living" - me

sh** happens. You've just got to hope it happens to someone else." - my dad.

"errrrrrrguah! (deep growl)"- Me

Sometimes when I'm alone I cry because I'm on my own, the tears I cry are bitter and warm, They flow with life but take no form. I cry because my heart is torn, & I find it hard to carry on. It's painful and sad but sometimes I cry and no one cares about why.......TUPAC SHAKUR

girl- Are you like, new or something?
me` yes
girl- so where did you come from?
me- washington
girl- so are you like new or something
me- yes...
girl- oh that's cool, so what school did you come from?
me- a school in washington.
girl- oh, washington hu? Cool, so today's your first day or something?
me-...no, i've been going here for a year already
girl- haha, that's funny
*hang my mouth open in amazement*

Ye gods, the pussycat invasion has begun- me to my dog when a cat apeared in our front yard!

I am a nobody...Nobodies Perfect...therfor i am perfect

A good friend would bail you out...A true friend would be sitting next to you saying"DAMN...that was fun!!!!!!!

what can i say i am one of a kind and god only made one of me, and i am only for you dodo" ME

"What a grand thing, to be loved!
What a grander thing still, to love!"

- Victor Hugo -

"KT won't stop playing with my eyebrows" - Hawk7886

"Dont make a promise which you cant keep!" >_>

Wow,