"Love can raise a man to the Heavens... and drop him to the pits of Hell. In the end however, love is worth it."- Me

There is only one thing that can save the human race and that is love.

" would you two stop being so immature?!" my friend jenelle, when me and my friend alana were on a sugar high during IT .

What if i told her the truth? i imagined breaking the news to her:
"Debbie, prepare yourself for a shock- i'm a vampire."
"that's nice, dear."
"you're not upset?"
"should i be?"
"i drink blood! i creep around in the dead of night, find sleeping humans, and open up their veins!"
"well... nobody's perfect." Allies of the Night, by Darren Shan

'Cuz I'm insane in the brain' -Ice Cube, Role Call

"and in this world it's not all the money that's evil it's the ones that choose it over life".- in this world (murder) by good charlotte.

1, 2 , 3 to the 4, pumps in the trunk of that cherry red 6'4 - The Game

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful pulls the pin and tosses a grenade to Janiel before diving out of the room into safety
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
oops
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll lightly kicks it back to dot a split second before it goes off
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
o
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:

Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
neener
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:

Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:

Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
you threw it
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
you hate me don't you
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
I know this now
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
!
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:

Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
HERESY!
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful weeps
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll ponders when Devious Honey Dot Beautiful is gonna get bored of pretending to cry
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
brat!
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:

Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
BRAT!!!!
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
NEENER
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
PFFT!
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
muhaha

brat

my friend andrew said this to me today:

"in a past life....i was a book."
i found it very funny, just because of what we were talking about before.

"...Cuz some of these mother f***ers don't know how to put the cap back on the frickin' milk carton!"- step-brother

Betta days they got me thinking about these better days~~2pac

"I love you Miesh
Much every day more than before"- me

OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric- my msn name

"Oops. Slipped" - Freud

"For a second, out of the corner of my eye, I thought you were Jon!(Janiel) I thought my dreams were coming true" - brittish_girl

I don't really know, but one things fo' sho we all gotta go. We living to die...Young Buck

Your too nice you B***h! -me, a long while back

"I'm marrying him because he reminds me so much of you."- a woman I loved (but didn't love me that way) on why she was getting married to her current husband.

Its not how long you live but what you do with that time that really matters!

When you dive
on a reef
There's an eel
with sharp teeth
That's a moray.

. . .


That's....Disturbing.

"Do you hear that, Mr Frodo? That's the sound of your coming death- that's the sound of the ring."- Hugo Weaving forgetting which movie he was doing.

In light of Valentines Day

"I just read the Battle of Moe. It teaches us a great lesson. Never battle with a person who refers to himself in the third person. " howdydoo

"can I cry .. You make me happy" -me

Me to my step-brother: "Hey chad, if your mom kills my dad, can i live with you?"

Is there a heaven for a G? Tupac Shakur

you cant polish a turd.............used this on a works meeting on how to clean up the site ha ha ha ....my boss didnt see the funny side

"this like trying to teach a monkey to tap dance"- me when i was (i still am) teaching elektra to use UM

Love is a really good excuse for really bad mistacks
and
cute is ugly but in an interesting way!
I love them!

"that guy looks like Hannibal Lector." -me about a teacher at me new school. (he does look like lector, even ask wild woman )

A woman has the last word in any argument,anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Life what the f*ck is life for niggaz like us? Im the type of soldier I seen everything in my eyes I seen my parents die in my moth*rfu*in eyes I seen my brother kill himself in my eyes & I seen Pac & Yak die in a struggle in my mot******kin eyes....so I know anyone can be touched....~~~NAPOLEON from Outlawz 2pac's rap group.

I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myseof is life worth living or should I blast myself? ----2pac

People ask me what am I gonna do if I don't win a award tonight...we'll never know.~~Kane West at the Grammy awards.

I hope this have not been posted yet but I was watching Snow White with my cousins kid and their is that scene when they discover Snow white and Doc say's

"What are you, and who are you doing?"

"If we ever renew our wedding vows, I want them to be Teflon..." - My Lady

"Coffee is a warm hug on a cold day."- Me.

"come on kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are."

-Dodge ball

I roll on my enemies!~~~Tupac Shakur

" ...And that's where they go to smoke weed during class...not that i would know..."-MJ

Me- "Why are my clothes folded in a tidy pile in the corner of the bathroom with the towels, bathmat, and paper towel?"

Jay- "Jagermeister."

Me- "Ahhhhh..."

'he's just not that into you if he's sleeping with someone else. even if it's his wife.' - something i was watching on tv the other day
'NO! *grabs bottle of fanta from my hand* no fanta for you. i'm not spending an hour on the bus with you on a sugar high'- my friend alana

If you need anything, you know who to look to - someone else.

Carl from ATHF

Just when you thought it was safe........................

AHH!
I was just feeling secure too!

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underpriveleged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still do not have a dime, but I have a great vocabulary.

-Jules Feiffer.

"Opps..."- Something you don't want to hear your doctor say during important surgery.

~*~Life isnt short, its the longest thing you do!

Even in his death he's touching people with his lyrics....(talking about Tupac)