" farewell happy fields, where joy forever dwells.
Hail horrors, Hail Infernal world....and thou, profoundest Hell...recieve thy new possesor. One who brings a mind not to be changed by place or time.

For the mind is it's own place, and can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven

What matter where if I be still the same?

And what should I be, all but the less than He, whom thunder hath made greater?

Here the Almighty hath not built for his envy, will not drive us hence. Here we may reign secure. And in my mind, to reign is worth ambition, though in hell.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven."


I forget who said it though. I think it was Gilligan when they first crashed on the island.

"after 4 years in this so called "learning institution" I've learned one thing. college is going to kick a**! so long suckers! have fun with block scheduling!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

~ my senior quote for our yearbook

Never trust a doctor whos office plants are dead.- a fridge magnet

death is a once in a life time experience.

There will be peace...there will never be peace.



Tupac SHakur

"Dude, I look like a dude" - BurnedMaskAJ
"'Dude, I look like a dude'?" -me
"Look at my face..." - BurnedMaskAJ

THOSE that knew me would easily co-sign there was never a life as hard as mine. 2PAC

"what has been done .. can be done" - dono who

You ain't Sh** without your homeboys...it's only obvious!




2Pac(biggie Diss)

~*~*~RIGHT NOW~*~*~

~*~Somebody is thinking of you~*~

~*~Somebody is caring about you~*~

~*~Somebody misses you~*~

~*~Somebody wants to talk to you~*~

~*~Somebody wants to be with you~*~

~*~Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble~*~

~*~Somebody’s thankful for the support you have provided~*~

~*~Somebody wants to hold your hand~*~

~*~Somebody hopes everything turns out all right~*~

~*~Somebody wants you to be happy~*~

~*~Somebody wants you to find him/her~*~

~*~Somebody is celebrating your successes~*~

~*~Somebody wants to give you a gift~*~

~*~Somebody thinks that you ARE a gift~*~

~*~Somebody loves you~*~

~*~Somebody admires your strength~*~

~*~Somebody is thinking of you and smiling~*~

~*~Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on~*~

^NICE!






See my life ain't promised, but it bound to get get better hope you understand my letter. To my unborn child. School I droped out, and left the house, cause my moma said I'm good for nothing so amount to somethin'.



TUPAC SHAKUR

"Headless Clown! HEADLESS CLOOOOWWWWNNNN!!" -Gir, Invader Zim lol

If it had been possible to build the Tower of Babel without ascending it, the work would have been permitted. -Franz Kafka.

"never taste my pants again..."

"These 'human' creatures... I should think you've had enough of them."
-Sesshomaru, Inuyasha

We goin ALL OUT! 2pac

It's All eyes on me....all eyes on me....

Tupac Shakur

"Don't forget me, I love you..."

My Quote for the day.

"Woo Hoo! Only six more days, and February is done! I hate February!"- Me this morning.

"Two white parents and a black baby?! Something went wrong." - My retarded friend.......

You think I'm a loser? Because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every day when I wake up in the morning, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep. So I get up. I have my watered-down Tang and my still-frozen Pop Tart. I get in my car with no gas, no upholstery, and six more payments. I fight honking traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes onto the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I wanted to. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never know the joy of driving through the city without a bag over my head. But I'm not a loser. Because, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be, is out there, being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun in my mouth years ago - that little fact makes me a winner, baby.

- Al Bundy, Married.. With Children

dont worry its as easy as pi

"Relax, I'm like a whore. I'll be in and out in a second." - Me trying to justify my reason for parking where I did

Tired of being held down kinda like we're all hell bound.


Coming to a ghetto near you streat fame~~'


2pac

Wow, you know, that's actually kinda profound! And from Al Bundy, of all people. Gosh!

(I loved when they were initiating guys into NO MA'AM! by making them watch Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. )

"Relax"
- Frankie

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"Most quotes are really unquotable"- Me.

"I am Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the third and so on..."
"what??"
"there was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine."

- The Restaraunt at the end of the universe

"I will not fight you...."

"I dont care, I just want you to die...."

And outtake from the Star Wars Knights of the old republic 2 game...

You can tell them that thugh life they wont ready for this


Trick Daddy

you never miss the water until it's gone! --> dono

"Coffee is there to keep you alive. Why? If I don't get some, I'll wind up killing you."- Me (been a while since I gave a coffee quote)

me- 'We should get a KFC bucket and roll it down a hill"
Wild Woman- 'you're not talking about one of the little chip buckets are you?'
me- 'no. i'm talking about the KFC bucket mothership.'
Wild Woman- 'the one on the post?'
me- ' yuh-huh' me and wild woman today when we were shopping

"I came back to my hotel room today.... and on my bed was this litre of milk, and i thought.... Why You little..... So i picked it up and I beat the hell out of that litre of milk....Im sorry, Im really lactose intolerant..." Comedian Greg Fleet....

me- *points out something on the road* 'hey look road kill.'
alana 'is it an animal or vegetable?'
me- 'not sure *giggles* it was to flat to tell'
guy in front- 'how would you like it if you were roadkill and people were pointing and laughing at you?'
me- '*thinks about it for a few seconds* dunno, if it weren't for the fatc that i would be dead, then i'd be pointing and laughing with them.' - me and my friend alana on the bus

Fountains of wayne, Utopia Parkway.

odd telephone conversation:

me: hello?
friend hey there...
me: who's this?
friend: why it is me...
me: ...
friend: your sexy lover...
me: ...
friend: it's me you weirdo...
me: ...OOOOOH. hi.

Talking about my cat, Harry.
"He's trying to eat the ground" - KT
"Yeah, he's good at that." - Hawk7886

ME: Oh, look at the sky, aren't the stars bright tonight?
MY SISTER-IN-LAW: Yeah *wistfully* they look so far away, don't they....?

"You dont know what its like...being male middle class and white..." - Ben Folds making fun of Korn/Limp Bizkit

"you can do that in your own time."
"You can tease her for 5 minutes a day"- my english teacher about the guys in my class teasing jody

"Alcohol, the cause of, and soltion to, all of lifes problems"
-- Homer Simpson

"Help the world, Kill a Chav!"
-- Me

Ross- "hey Davo, you should go out with Ro."
Davo- "why?"
Ross- "coz you're both goths"
Davo- "and?..."
Ross- "and you can steal her clothes"
me- "yeah, i'm sure Davo would look stunning in a long black skirt"- me, Davo and Ross today

...... Romeo Romeo .. where art thou Romeo....... ... .........................................*Burps* ...............
.................. and says .. "cant be as___..

Fountains of Wayne, I want you around.

"what the f*** do you want?"- me answering my mobile at 2 in the morning when i was woken up by one of my friends