"Pyro Pheonix just made the 1600 post in this thread" -Me.

'yay! i got mentioned for some random reason"- me about the above post

"I have discovered that the TRUE Elixr of Life is a cup of dark roast coffee, with a shot or two of Irish Whiskey in it..."- Me

Me, just now.

Walken is not amused.

Stewey, you have a caffine addiction don't you? Be honest....

"I don't drink coffee to make myself happy... I drink coffee to keep my co-workers from getting killed in a machine gun shooting spree- which could happen, since I work in the military... and there are weapons in the building where I work..."- Me in response to Walken's comment about my coffee addiction.

That awnsers my question.

I didnt know you worked in the millitary? Or is that a joke?

No joke. I'm in the Canadian Forces Reserves- have been 15 years now.

Learn something new evrey day

BLOOOP!! -me

I'm bored -me
(I say it every day. It's my favorite saying )

DO NOT DISTURB!... i'm disturbed enough already.- my MSN name.

pffft!!! -me

"wow.... i never thought pinks tornados were possible. i just got proven wrong"- Miss Understood about my sisters room

"Are you saying not to repeat myself?"

"Well, the audience are going to be sitting through 11 1/2 hours of directors commentary....they don't really need to be hearing the same thing twice...."

Peter Jackson in his directors commentary...

Just wait shyne till you come home Ashanti will probabaly tell you that Buck killed 2 birds with1 stone.


OUN BUCK

"ill show u mine if u show me urs" - A very innocent...(possibly) comment from Tiddlyjen....

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
-- Grandpa Simpson

^ i love that one

Whether we're lovers and friends I just want you to know that' you're special




NATE DOGG

" White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock. "

" Cotton McKnight: And the Average Joe's beat the Purple Cobras in a *shocking* upset.
Pepper Brooks: I feel *shocked*. "

"Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton. "

all from Dodgeball

"A journey may look long and hard when you try to view it all, but just look down and see that every step you take is a journey in itself" - Bret Swenson

"We should save a can. Then sell it on Ebay in a couple years" - Me
"No one want's a can of Holiday Spice." - My Mom
"Well, if someone can sell a peice of Brittney Spears' chewed up gum..." - Me

me- we should get a poster, sign it and sell it on ebay
Alana- but wouldn't that be fraud?
me- not really.... we never said t was signed by anyone famous. we just said it was signed.

"I don't like the way they did this song. They made it really morbid. It's supposed to be about hope, but they made it really morbid." - Mom
"How did they make it morbid?" - Me
"It sounds like a funeral song" - Mom

(About the song Imagine by A Perfect Circle)

'the meaning of politics: Poli- latin for many. ticks- a blood sucking parasite.' my homepage

"You are a pathetic son of a b****" - My mother

".....You do realise you just called yourself a b**** right?" - Me

^lol

Who's more foolish?

The Fool?

Or the person who follows the fool?

I came to bring tha pain hardcore to the brain



TUPAC SHAKUR

nicole- your mom's so stupid she...she's stupid
me- nicole, you realize of course we have the same mother

me-'guess what!!!
kaitlin- 'what?'
me- 'i nearly burnt my hand!'
kaitlin- 'how?'
me- 'i was cooking wedges in the fry pan, and i got the cooking spray stuff and sprayed it and the flames! all these flames came out from underneath the pan and i nearly burnt myself! it was awesome!'
kaitlin-'you're nuts'

"I try to avoid cooking anything that might cause my oven to explode... which might explain why 7-11 plays such a big part in my life- next to coffee of course"- Me

"Can you fix the airconditioner?" - Lady at work

Yes....for I am a magician, and an electrician, not just a computer technician....

"If there is a sentient, thinking diety... he must have been wired on coffee when he made Earth..."- Me

"If life was fair, there wouldn't be wars,"- famous proverb
"If life was fait, young girls wouldn't be disrespected in such a way [Yes, I'm very big on that, even if I am male]"- Me
"If life was fair, Bush wouldn't be president,"- Numerous complaints.

"They failed, and it was not pretty. No, I'm serious, it was really not pretty. It was this disgusting, pulsating mass of bloody flesh, organs, and bones, and it was just-- Ooh! I'll bring pictures!" -Me (disscussing epsiode 3 of Fullmetal Alchemist with my friend Nata)

(Yay! 700th post! )

lmao

Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
...are you sweedish?
Subby says:
No....
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
...damn
Subby says:
,,,,,Why is that?
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
My friend has to do a poem on his heritage...
Subby says:
Well living in Aus...why would I be sweedish?
Janiel Hates Uwe Boll says:
Living in hawaii why would he be sweedish...
Subby says:
lol...true

Dont spend ur whole day in bed, Unless u can make money in bed.
G.Burns

must....not....fall...asleep - my msn name

"If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"

These are quotes that we actually use? Or...nevamind!!!

Me- "Jay, remind me again what a date is..."
Jay- "Why?"
Me- "A woman asked me out last night."
Jay- "Oh. Well, a date some sort of fruit... like a plum or prune... I think."
Me- "Thanks."

"The only games worth playing are the ones that involve beer. Just kidding, I hate beer. I also hate games. And short people. Are you a short person who likes to play games and drink beer? Then I probably hate you. And want to eat you." - Anticlown.com

"DO you know what its like to be an orphan?"

"....Often"

"YEs, do you know what its like to be an orphan"

"I say....OFTEN"

"I dont think we understand one and other, I ask if you understand what it is like to be an orphan and you say orphan. From what I can see your merely repeating the word orphan"

"I didn't repeat the word often"

"Yes you did, you repeated it"

"...Yes, but not often"

".......... Oh hold on, I think I see where we are getting confused.... Now, when you say orphan....are you meaning Orphan, a person who has lost his parents...or often, frequently.."

"OHHHHHHHHH....... I see what you mean.......... Ummm..... frequently"

"You said often, frequently?"

"No, only once...."

"Exactly, you said often, frequently only once...."

"SEIZE THAT MAN"

Excert from gilbert and sullivans "Pirates of Penzance"

"Mine father iseth deadeth"- I said this when doing an impression of Hamlet. (?)

I was trying to mock a Shakespearian accent. Obviously, I failed.

"My anus is bleeding!" - Arsenik

Ok, its like a certain time of the month for guys. Ha ha ha!

I hope it is a male guy you speak of, Janiel!

"Do not eat your tests!" my English teacher after one of the students was chewing on the paper.

Stewey1972