Look mate you will here 3 hits me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90 as it takes you to A&E ( Me and my boss Nick messing around having a slangging match this afternoon )

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.
-Worm

Just thought of another one

YOu laugh at me because I am different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.
-Korn

This may sound silly, and it is only understood by those currently in love:

Love is what makes the difference betwen existing and living.

It is also the only thing that can make men listen to and like sappy love songs.

"Happiness is a 'happy thought' made real."- Me

Quote of the day is to the eft in my profile. It's a good one by Tupac.

whatever you can do, or dream you can -- begin it.
boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
- goethe -

Humans fear the unknown. They destroy what they fear.

Just becouse you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My quote of the day is



My manager got me doing late night weekends AGAIN even though she knows i want to work in the week

"If you always want what you can't have, what do you want when you can have anything?"
-- Tagline for a 2004 movie called Primer

"I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him."
-- Marv, Sin City

"It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people."
-- Dwight, Sin City

to air is human, to forgive, divine SD in S&H

"I like small, quiet, non-demanding dogs... wait- I just described a cat..." Me

"I named my daughter Madyson Caite and I regret doing that because every little girl in the last 3 or 4 years has been named Madison. Everyone complements it, but I still hate it. I would rather call her Caite (Kate) but am not sure. Please, everyone, pick something normal for your child. If you choose something different and unique, please don't keep following the trends of Madisons, and Mackenzies, and Taylors, and Destinys. This is getting old."

"Oh, you think it's getting old? I'm sure little Madyson isn't going to find it old...nooooo. Hindsight's a b****, ain't it?"

A coward dies a thousand times, a SOULJA dies, but once~~~



Tupac Shakur

Ram Dass: “We are all just walking each other home.”

I am a girl, a very preetyful girl. With ribbons and bow-tie's....And my name is Sally-Mae.

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I really love this conspiracy board
and all of you.

"Without coffee, I'd be normal... and who wants to be normal, eh?" Me

damn my love for warm Mountain Dew.

if you give that guy my number i'll f***ing smash until you're nothing but a mark on the f***ing pavement!! DANIELLE!!!!!!!!- me yelling at my friend parrot outside of a cafe. in the middle of town. she didn't give the guy my number though.

My friend said this to me today at school.
"I never knew water could be hard......like ice."

reminds me of what a friend said to me after he hit a tree while we were snowboarding:

you wouldn't think something that bends in the wind would be so hard.

"you should never feel guilty about what you eat. unless it's a human"- erikl

"What luck for rulers if his men do not think"

-Adolf Hitler

Hawk7886 says:
KT gave me one of her 'omgwtf' looks
Janiel {Scrood Bi U} says:
I love looking at people like that
Janiel {Scrood Bi U} says:
Nothing better than glaring at someone until they feel like crying.

"Don't insult the turtles"-Bender, Futurama

"Don't poke the bear."- A cop I know talking about doing something stupid to tease the cops...

You Do Something To Me That I Can't Explain says:
my hands smell really good
You Do Something To Me That I Can't Explain says:
because my penis smells really good, so by the transitive property of X....
Janiel dies

Behold the lunatic asylum of Ab-Fab values, of pornagraphic wealth, where celebrities are bribed to sit in the front rows and clap the claptrap. As in the art market where people hang signatures and auctions prices on their walls, fashism encourages women to wear their wallets. Or their husbands- A columnist talking about the fasion industry

Some people are as useless as screen doors on submarines

"when one soul has left earth .. another new soul has been created"- me

"I've found that the biggest computer virus around is the one that is found between the keyboard and the seat back..."- Me

"Sorry, your lack of Java support means you're missing the cool graphic." - some site

"Stop mewling like a kitten and whimper like a man!"- Me.

"Life is like pizza. You know that's it's almost over when you get the crust because its losing all it's flavor."

"Im doing some research on beautiful women that will have sex with anyone.... would you be interested in being involved?" -Mr Suave, Subby

"I don't like this"- Me visiting my chiropractor for the first time.

Borrow money from a pessamist- they don't expect to get it back

"Gee, you're old Uncle Mike"- My niece after I told her that I watched Scooby-Doo when I was a kid... brat...

But in my heart I believe, that you will fulfill your destiny. -- Hinoto (X/1999)

"Whoever wishes to live, he will fight. And whoever, in this world of eternal strife, refuses to defend himself is not deserving of life."- Hitler



"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."- Stalin

"There could be no issue between the Church and the State. The Church, as such, has nothing to do with political affairs. On the other hand, the State has nothing to do with the faith or inner organization of the Church"
- Adolf Hitler

A coward dies a thousand time a soldier dies but once.

If his brain was gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to fill up a piss ant's motorcycle. my Mother

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
~ unknown

That is gold!

"We live to die, what point is it to fear what you cannot change?" - Me, to some guy during the tornado today

Lets get if you want it you can get it let me know~~~ Trick Daddy

Is there a heaven for a G?


TUpac SHakur

"Why is Mona beating her head on the desk?" - Hawk7886

You know when cats rub their cheaks on things to put their scent there? Well, I guess, that's what she was doing. It just sounded like she was hitting herself.