"Drop that duck"- Cash, from the movie Tango and Cash

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her. - Unknown

"WHATEVER"

"Eh?"

Only after the last tree has been cut down,
only after the last river has been poisoned,
only after the last fish has been caught,
only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.
~Anonymous

Quote for the day is in my profile......

My grannie always had real good sayings.
"Each to their own said the old lady as she kissed the cow"
"The sun go up the sun go down, hands on the clock go round and round. Life gets tedious, don't it"
She used to say this one to me. I never knew what she was talking about until I got older! "I know one thing and thats not two".
Her words of encouragement were a little strange too.
"It's always darkest before it goes completely black" and "They can kill ya, but, they can't eat ya".
My Gran died 30 yrs ago at the age of 75. I still miss her words of wisdom!

^

"No! Don't ever stick Eminem in my ear again!" - A girl at school

"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
~Lily Tomlin

It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. "They all eat one another!" he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, "They all feed one another," and called it good.

-Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Hurry up and it eat it, i don't want to look like a lesbian!" - my friend

my fave quote is from willy wonka:
a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

'Just remember to live, there is nothing more important than that'

'Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern. '

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362270/quotes

Goodbye....

I'm going into this not knowing what I'll find so I decided to abandon my mind...

"The past is chained. The future is unfettered. The present is where we make that chain"- My Mom

"110010100110010110101101011101, amen" -Bender

"God made the land, God made the sea. He needed a princess and so he made me!" - one of the person's display name on my MSN messenger list.

From Army of Darkness:
Listen up you primitive apes! See this? This is my BOOM STICK! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?

And my fav:
Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and sh**... and Jack left town.

ROFL! I have that clip on my harddrive just so I can smile at least once a week. I nearly die each time I hear it.

"Don't ask what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!" -JFK

"Think for yourself or you're better off dead- either way, I'm satisified." -can't remember.

"A mayfly only lives for one day- and sometimes it rains all day long." -George Carlin

"Go to a third world country, then talk to me about pain!" -me

"My special brand of therapy- shut the f**k up- 80 dollars. NEXT!" -Dennis Leary

"Smile and the world smiles with you- cry and you cry alone. Smirk, and I'll beat the crap out of you." -me

"The only difference between a serial killer and a children's writer is that you'll take your kids to see the children's writer." -me

"Everybody is a nice guy outside of the sh*tty things he does- Jeffrey Dhamer was a nice guy. Threw one hell of a dinner party, too. Doesn't mean I would have gone." -me

"When you pee in the pool, don't use the diving board for the rest of the day." -my brother

"But this is POLISH roulette- SIX bullets!" -MAD Magazine

Yes, I know...

"I'm a mongo-liek-lollerhueg fan." - saRa

"You enjoy myself" - Phish

"Chickens say 'Moooo'"

" NINJA!!! "-Carl the leprachaun

"I am made of chocolate pudding!"-Carl

Me- Can you eat pudding with a fork?
Carl- It depends
Me- On what?
Carl- What kind of pudding?
Me- Chocolate
Carl Then, yes you can.

"There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enemy." - Washington

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." Albert Einstein

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up." (Robert Frost)

"The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages."
-- Frank Zappa, in 1981

Habit and routine have the unbelievable power to waste and destroy- me

"We cannot escape from loving one another."
Imelda Marcos, September 1973

"I don't want to hurt you, but I would enjoy it"

"And I don't know,
where this is going,
But I've got a feeling,
I'll do the driving from now on"

Fountains of Wayne- I'll do the driving.

OUT OF STATE PLATES IS COMING!

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." Harlan Ellison



"God has no religion"
Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

Would you go back and change the past or go forward and change your possible future?

(Gives you something to think about)

"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
-Stephen King

"The dark side of humanity is another's life." - Me

"When the person that wipes your tears is the one that caused them... who can you turn to?"

"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

"De-caf? Great Merciful Fates, man- are you trying to kill me?"- Guess who!

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
~Mark Twain

"Don't be afraid of what you can't see." -Oingo Boingo, Dead Man's Party

"Join the Procrasinator's Club. We’re going to get jackets someday, we just haven’t gotten around to making them yet." -Me

"Aaaaaa! I've been shot- I've been shot... wait... no... it's just my red pen having exploded... sorry for the inconvenience."- A co-worker yesterday.

"The idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else; it is a mainspring of human activity - designed largely to avoid the fatality of death, to overcome it by denying in some way that it is the final destiny of man." - Ernest Becker

"Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?"

another one...

"You were the Chosen One!,You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness."

"Why live life from dream to dream, and dread the day when dreaming ends?" - Moulin Rouge

Human life consists in mutual service. No grief, pain, misfortune, or "broken heart," is excuse for cutting off one's life while any power of service remains. But when all usefulness is over, when one is assured of an unavoidable and imminent death, it is the simplest of human rights to choose a quick and easy death in place of a slow and horrible one.

-Charlotte Perkins Gilman

(Suicide Note, August 17, 1935)

"After 2 drinks he's a loser, after 3 drinks he's a star." - A Garbage Song