"At age 50 every man has the face he disearves" - George Orwell

How can i believe in god when jsut lasdt wekk i got my tounge caught in the roller of an electric typewriter

Woody Allen

lol, I don't know...... maybe God made him an idiot.......

I Moulin Rouge. It's one of the best movies ever.
"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." } MOULIN ROUGE
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." }MOULIN ROUGE

"The real man is he who, of tried and trusty valor, does good, keeps his word and is worthy and self-respecting." -Emilio Jacinto

If this were a free country, I'd own it by now.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell - unknown

"My fellow Americans. I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." --President Reagan, before a scheduled radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already on

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

"Why don't you guys make out?" - my friend

"What are you talking about, I've never even hugged a girl before." - My guy friend

"Yeah right" - My friend

"Wait, who are you guys? What are you do doing here? I don't even know you.... get away from me.....! (runs away) - my guy friend

Me and my friend -

you sick girls! why is this such a popular thing to talk about?!?!? ehh?? yuck yuck yuckyyy!! *spits* err!!

"intenet is that thing still around" ~ Homer Simpson

"Tragedy is when you cut your finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die."
-Mel Brooks

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

"Life is a lot like coffee- it can be strong and bitter, or gentle and sweet... and is never any fun when it's decaf..."- Me

I juss' gaat shatt in da asss...ehh.. Akunomatata } - IIII!!

Notice: Due to the current financial restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice ~ A sign on a co-workers desk.

"A simple sorry will start to heal the wounds of the past, and lead to peace in the future. Now why didn't we think of that before?"

-my thoughts on the sorry from the senate about the lynchings story in class today.

"Im Tired, Good Night"!

"Do Dar Da Daffy Duck Dhat Dad Doo Duch Do Drink, Dis Dere Dany Dody Dalled Jim? (Hick up) " -- I

'careful what u wish for, it might just happen'

"If only I had some balls, then I could juggle them" - Alisa, friend of Arsenik

"we'll bring back the barter system...I'll trade you two months of internet for a cow!' -my friend brandi

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
-Bertrand Russell

"There's a word for people like Marielle; it rhymes with the one for how you kick a football." - Pie Carver.
Richard Bachman's The Regulators

'Nipples are great'

Hoagy - Snuffys blog

"I AM THE MESAIH!!" my friend cooper.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha

Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. - General George Patton Jr

"A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood."- General George S. Patton, Jr

The goal of all life is death. -Sigmund Freud

If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
anyway. -Unknown

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger

'In my life their has been heart break and pain, I dont know .. if I can face it agan!'

"Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid
piece of wood in your hand is often useful."
Ian Faith - Spinal Tap

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"THE SMART WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE PASSIVE AND OBEDIENT IS TO STRICTLY LIMIT THE SPECTRUM OF ACCEPTABLE OPINION, BUT ALLOW VERY LIVELY DEBATE WITHIN THAT SPECTRUM." — NOAM CHOMSKY

What ever happened to my friend, the zebra?

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir

“This is disturbing behavior on the part of self-professed animal lovers, and I hope the public takes notice,” said Center for Consumer Freedom Director of Research David Martosko. “PETA raked in nearly $29 million last year alone, but apparently it couldn’t spare any money to care for the flesh-and-blood animals entrusted to its employees. It’s ironic -- If anyone else were caught red-handed with 31 dead dogs, PETA would be holding a press conference to denounce them.”

"Guavas! They're just guavas! touch them!" - Tourist

"Coffee... the Life's blood of the Cosmic Balance"- Me

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
-Sir Winston Churchill

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle

"You can't enjoy money when you're dead! So why not now?" - Homer

Hawk7886 says:
I've been pissed off lately
Hawk7886 says:
and he just pushed
Hawk7886 says:
so I kicked
Hawk7886 says:
hard
Hawk7886 says:
in the nads
Janiel says:
Yes, and it was a beautiful kick
Janiel says:
If that could be translated into some martial arts kick, it would be some kinda back-flip kick thing.
Janiel says:
...and I feel my intellect slowly drain away.
Hawk7886 says:
rofl
Hawk7886 says:
I saw it slipping as the sentence continued
Janiel says:
Yeah, I felt it going.




...on a side note, I fail at life.

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
-Albert Einstein

I've posted under this topic because quotes are very inspiring and some of the best ones come from us everday people, I'm a collectoor of quotes and if you'd be interested in sharing any of your quotes I'd be grateful, How about quotes that inspire you that help you in times of need, anything goes here, tell me about the quote and what it means to you.
Namaste Sheri

I'll start out with a few I've heard from other people


"See the good in everyone, thats your best bet in life and make them see the best in you"

"Being smart is knowing things you don't have to learn."


"if you could truly see the love you are you'd be your biggest fan"


These are a few ot the quotes that truly help me,

" My way is not a better way Its merely another way" CWG Trilogy (When a religious converter comes to my door

"What would love do now" CWG Trilogy This works very well when I need to forgive my husband


"Be courageous Its one of the only places left uncrowded." Anita Roddick When I feel as if noone understands me.

"May your heart be covered in smiles " Love this one

Please don't leave this post without putting something..............................

there is a long running quote thread in General Off Topic.

edit to add link

Quote Thread

*They do it all the time*

"Without the threat of death, there is no point to live at all!"
- Marilyn Manson

A coward dies a thousand times a soldier dies but one Tupac

^ Here is one even before Tupac's time

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

We’re all scared. You hid in that ditch because you think there’s still hope. The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you’re already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you’ll be able to function as a soldier’s supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.
-Band of Brothers, Episode 3: Carentan

"Just drive down that road, until you get blown up"
- General George Patton

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
- General George Patton

"We will not tire, We will not falter, We will not fail."
-President George W. Bush

Now that's a different gravy - Chris Bright, a good mate of mine.
(We made it up not the bad girls or any of that stuff)

The Devil is a loser and he's my B*tch - Devil is a Loser by Lordi