I see no changes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself, is life wrth living or should I blast myself? :2pac

i have a few:
1) "There is no shame in going out and getting your ass kicked, but there is no pride in not going out at all" -the undertaker
2)"When you sit and stare into the darkness, do you ever wonder, just what's staring back?"-WWE commercial
3) "Gentlemen, i have an idea so smart that my head would explode if i even began to know what i was talking about"-peter griffin

" We Americans claim to be a peace-loving people. We hate bloodshed; we are opposed to violence. Yet we go into spasms of joy over the possibility of projecting dynamite bombs from flying machines upon helpless citizens."
-My lady emma

Its a good movie

"Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."

and

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

We'll let you know when we've set a more tentative date. -my friend Jeremy, when asked what wedding presents he'd like.

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action.
Emma Goldman

I like the quote in reply to :

"Im going to make him remember his humanity, the way only a woman can...."

Which is :

"Your going to do his laundry?"

"I like long walks ... especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

"My mind is so numb and brain-dead, I feel like I've just attended a 3 day seminar entitled 'The Future of Plumbing'. Have you any idea how irritating you have just been? You're a master, there are things you could teach to tropical skin diseases." - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

We know we f***ed you up, but it's time to forgive us. -my mom.

IT'S JUST ME AGAINST THW WOLRD...

"Memories are the animated photo album in our minds"- My Mom

Always wanted to go to Scotland myself...when are we three going?


my quote is:never underestimate the power of the dark side. by...I can't think straight,I've been awake for 20 hours straight(honest)

A date with two enchanting women? WOW- every man's fantasy.

Now a quote- "I know where I'm going- the store is on the next corner... or is it the one after that?"- An ex of mine when she got us lost in a city.

"I just want to say: over the years, I have come to regard you as ... people I met." - Red Dwarf...

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
-Plato

"As soon as I find the right small group of girls, the seven or eight women who are right for me, my wandering days are OVER buddy!" - The Cat, Red Dwarf

"if you would only commit suicide after an accident took all of your limbs... how would you do it?"

-ancient chinese proverb

"Its just Tupac against the world "

Without a past there is no future!

"A pub - ahh yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks. " - Kryten, Red Dwarf

"Happiness is friends that care."

Some quotes I like:

The more laws and order are made prominent,
The more thieves and robbers there will be. - Lao Tzu

“I wish I’d get out of my head, it’s quite crowded enough with me in here.” ~Mort

”They always gives me bath salts. And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can’t think why, ‘cos it’s not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You’d think they’d take the hint, wouldn’t you?” ~Corporal Nobby Nobbs

"Know thy enemy- and know thyself"

"A wounded conscience is harder to heal than a wounded heart."

"There's a phrase better then 'I love you'- and that's, 'Let me help'"- My Mom

"It's always better to lose a minute on your life than your life in a minute" My mom

"Better to live 5 minutes as a lion, then a lifetime as a worm..."

"Whoever heard of a worm skin rug..."

Wait.....don't go!

this is how the world ends, not with a bang but a wimper-ts eliot

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

I have a question: Why do we all talk in British accents, when we live in space and there is no Britain?

Seconds later, Dark Helmet Man popped his head off



poor guy.

"ok, dont quote me anymore"-MC

"Do you want some coffee?"

"Does Juan Valdez sleep with his donkey? You betcha!" Guess who!

Don't trust anyone!

"Dont trust D12"

"I am a failure at minor things that lead to big things, and I suffer.......but I still smile" - me

"What do you mean... 'There's no more coffee'?" - Me

"Now if i could only find my pants"

"Dude, what does that mean, 'totally sharky complete' ?

"Telephone call from heroism...will you accept the charges?"

"Ummmm... Nurse? Did you happen to see where my scalpel went? No? Oh well- it couldn't have gone far..."

"Sir, when did you say was your last period?" -

"How many scoops do I put in- 8 or 9?"- Someone in my office that didn't know how to make coffee.

You tell me you aint did it then you aint did it, and if you did then that's family business~~Kanye West

"your damned if you do your damned if you dont"

In a conversation with my pals last night in the pub relating to the greatest ever simpsons episode.

"How much sex would be involved....cos if its some...." - Simpsons

"To sleep, perchance to dream-ay, there's the rub."

--From Hamlet (III, i, 65-68)

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."