"Be who you are and say what you feel, becuase those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

if nagging was an olympic sport, my mother would win the gold for sure. - me talking about my mother

" No Jim, there is no lecherous camel under your bed.."

"I hit him with the Kitchen sink, and he went out and got a bathtub" - Andy Roddick on Roger Federer.

"Son of a *! That really * hurt the * hand! That is going to leave a * mark!" - Me getting a nice burn on my hand today.

I can't explaine a mothers pain when her son drops....


2PAC

' It means YOU'RE a baboon, and i am not'- Rafiki, the lion king

"You know you are getting fat when you can pinch-an-inch on your forehead" -unknown

"I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone."
-F. Lee Bailey

Stressed but buster free, enemies give me reason to be the last Mo...........er breathin' Bustin' my automatic rounds while they sleepin' to be the last m......er breathin'



2PAC

For the love of God, can't you find somebody else to quote besides Tupac?
-Falco Rex

'Cause it doesn't remind me of anything

-Audioslave

I walk around with a knife in my back talkin' bout a bad day I live a life like that~~ OUTLAWZ (2PAC's GROUP )




There you go better?

It's not much variety, but at least it's a start..

KT says:
bored
KT says:
and sick
KT says:
i need a good pic
KT says:
of an anime girl

The truly brave, When they behold the brave oppressed with odds, Are touched with a desire to shield and save:-- A mixture of wild beasts and demi-gods Are they--now furious as the sweeping wave, Now moved with pity; even as sometimes nods The rugged tree unto the summer wind, Compassion breathes along the savage mind.

- Lord Byron

"I ate all my caps...*pop* ow" -Ralph Wiggum

" there is a path at the end of the road...." fortune cookie that made Moe crosseyed

"Through deception, thou shalt do war"

- credo of the Mossad

I'm one of those amazing...space age...tubes. -Shake

"You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can. If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of character and quality. If anything is used too freely it loses its true meaning. Therefore, the Satanist believes you should love strongly and completely those who deserve your love, but never turn the other cheek to your enemy!"

- Anton LaVey

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, you can slap it and throw its clothes out into the street- i'm not sure where that's from

Not really inspirational, but

"Even a stupid pig gets a truffle every now and then"

I had heard this before, but read it in a book recently and just laughed my butt off.

One more. Quote from my son,

"Mommy, that boy lied to the principle. He told him I punched him in the eye. That's not true-I punched him in the mouth!"

'I mean honestly, who has a forehead THAT big?! '

Janiel talking about Christina Ricci in his blog...

classic!

You're special...

just like everybody else !

Glad you liked it,

I suppose I should put a quote...


"Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you."

"Abram tried to hang himself, but he started to seizure and the rope broke! " - Suicide Girl on The Inside

"If men had breasts the human race would be extinct"
-Zaus

Bass player "what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians? ...the drummer" *laughter*
Drummer "what do you call a guy that bangs the musicians girlfriends backstage, while they are playing? ...the drummer"
*moment of ambient silence followed by muffled screams*

here's my personal favorite

"Make life worth dying for"
-RockSolomon

I'm alreadt dead what more could you do to me? So stop testing me before I empty my clip in that new g-unit T



THE GAME

They could care if I die so I gotta keep living,


plus when I'm gone they ain't gonna do nothing, but fu@* my B***h and pour liquor...


THE GAME

Your name creates a melody to me ears and enters the chambers of my heart through osmosis -- Me, trying to turn on some random mystery girl on MSN who says she loves Biology. .. Dont think it worked lol..

The Art of Peace is the principle of nonresistance. Because it is nonresistant, it is victorious from the beginning. Those with evil intentions or contentious thoughts are instantly vanquished. The Art of Peace is invincible because it contends with nothing~ Morihei Ueshiba (1883-1969)

The greater the artist, the greater the doubt; perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize.

-- Robert Hughes in Time

"when i go into a nightclub or shopping mall i carry my change purse and sometimes cell phone inside my bra cup. i have had lots of different reactions. have you ever seen a woman doing that and what is your opinion." .... todays most interesting topic

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
Groucho Marx.

in the event of my demise i loved all who were positive...

I feel so alone gonna end up a Big ol pile o them bones

I forget what the song is called but I think it's by Alice in Chains

when in doubt use th axe

"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood."

- George S. Patton

if you're reading this, you're wasting you're time. - my screensaver

for the next twenty seconds you will think about rabbits

"I do, but the rules won't let me. " - Kismit, goddess of jazzy trivia

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.
-Helen Keller

"i love you"

"Mr halo loves Moe"

- Moe Eubleck

"Momma, I just poopooed in my panties."

-Leisl Dior

"Mom! The dog peed on me"

_My baby sister

"Ama me fideliter! Fidem meam noto: De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota."
(Lat: "Love me faithfully! See how I am faithful: With all my heart, And all my soul, I am with you, Though I am far away.")
-Anon., Carmina Burana, "Omnia Sol Temperat"

Sounds like summit the Pope quoted or summit out of the 'Excorsist'..?

ya think?