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"I think she likes you..."- The Lady Bartender last night at the bar in reference to a woman I'd been dancing with all night...
May the lord have mercy on my enemies because I know I won't.....
Forgot who said this
Forgot who said this
Among modern occupations, only cult leaders and TV weathermen rival the technological visionary's ability to retain credibility despite all evidence to the contrary.
Nathan Myhrvold
Nathan Myhrvold
"Revenge is a dish best served cold..." Klingon Proverb.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
- Al Franken
- Al Franken
I think this is one that we all know
"What don't kill you makes you stronger"
"What don't kill you makes you stronger"
Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
Coffee maker's broken? It's Monday- isn't it... figures... 
" Me today at work. Power out in half the building, server down, coffee maker broken... they let us go home early...
" Me today at work. Power out in half the building, server down, coffee maker broken... they let us go home early...
Blooping Soups will be off the menu as soon as my supply runs out. In terms of ease and convenience, it would be simpler to run outside and stun a squirrel with a rock, clean it at my desk with my scissors and staple remover, then fry it on the office copier.
-random internet blog
-random internet blog
"Woo Hoo! Here's proof I'm a Canadian finally! My first cup of Tim Horton's Coffee!"- The civilian working here with us...
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the suitability of having groups like this is questionnable at best, as they only seem to serve to make some members seem more important than others, while alienating those who are not part of that group. I
- saruman gets a big amen from the congregation
"It's funny until someone gets hurt...
THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!" ~ My T-shirt
THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!" ~ My T-shirt
Tomorrow I see change a chance to built anew fighting to keep my dream alive, but at the same time still stay true
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo" - patrick
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Barnyard animals are disguised as hippies. Only an idiot would deny
that the devils warily watch the people named "Davis". Cockroaches are
experts on the different types of puppets. Bears viciously malign the
grandfathers.
Physicists may be trees. Rolfers would like to purchase gangsters.
Why, asked Newt Gingrigh, does no one else but me believe that thieves
wish to become Harvard graduates? While I was in Mexico with Clayton
Williams, he told me that parasites are starting to notice the fish.
Please remember that there is no commitment required on your part, and
your credit is not an issue.
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Barnyard animals are disguised as hippies. Only an idiot would deny
that the devils warily watch the people named "Davis". Cockroaches are
experts on the different types of puppets. Bears viciously malign the
grandfathers.
Physicists may be trees. Rolfers would like to purchase gangsters.
Why, asked Newt Gingrigh, does no one else but me believe that thieves
wish to become Harvard graduates? While I was in Mexico with Clayton
Williams, he told me that parasites are starting to notice the fish.
An email I got.
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security!"
- Benjamin Franklin
- Benjamin Franklin
Don't peddle your vile candy to me Candy Man!
-Walkens blog
-Walkens blog
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
-Dr. Johnson
-Dr. Johnson
" I told you i was ill"
Spike Milligan's gravestone
Spike Milligan's gravestone
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. 
My quote from south of the border . . . .
American women have eyes that say, "Love me or I'll die."
Mexican women have eyes that say, "Love me or I'll kill you."
American women have eyes that say, "Love me or I'll die."
Mexican women have eyes that say, "Love me or I'll kill you."
the age of the steel circle dead is long live the black turbans!!!!!
"Humour should be left to those who're in the business... and Politicians..."- My Uncle.
After talking to you, death suddenly loses its sting
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the age of the steel circle dead is long live the black turbans!!!!!
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"*laughing* Aww, sheesh, some people" - Me, about 30 seconds ago.
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"It's funny until someone gets hurt...
THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!" ~ My T-shirt
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THEN IT'S HILARIOUS!" ~ My T-shirt
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i have a small desk sign thingy that said : "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... Then it's a *SPORT*
Tis all fun and games till someone gets sacrificed to Satan!
" You only live once, and if you live it right the first time, once is enough"
- Some drunk guy in Labrador
- Some drunk guy in Labrador
ZOMBIES!!!
WHERE!? *gets out her big gun*
I'll get you my pretty!And your little decapitated head too!
^ TJ on another forum
WHERE!? *gets out her big gun*
I'll get you my pretty!And your little decapitated head too!
^ TJ on another forum
This is one of the tricks my grandpa used to say to cheer somebody up:
No one really cares if you're miserable or not, so you might as well be happy
No one really cares if you're miserable or not, so you might as well be happy
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. 
"2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left."
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries dissappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
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Edgar Allen Poe. Great, great man.
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Edgar Allen Poe. Great, great man.
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Visitor to me at nurses station..."who are these two people in this picture on your desk?" Me: (looking at picture of two hilariously funny but wheelchair bound patients) " That's Security" Visitor " Cute! So who are these two nurses in this picture next to it?" Me " BACKUP!" 
"dont mess around, and go to jail drunk"
Before we find world peace we gotta find peace and, end the war on the streets.....
Isn't that from the song Ghetto Gospel.
Good one 2pac.
Good one 2pac.
Life is but a dream death is.... (Kenshin Uesugi)
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“We remind the bad guys that they might get a bomb on the head if they’re not careful,” warned Michel
Gave me a laugh.
"If you call me mean one more time, I'm gonna smack you!"
"That certainly doesn't look like grape jelly."
We are the people our parents warned us about.
'Guns don't kill people, rappers do'.
Thankyou Goldie Lookin' Chain.
Thankyou Goldie Lookin' Chain.
"Some say I'll go blind but it's only a myth."
Don't watch me watch tv...
"Man could not live if he were entirely impervious to sadness. Many sorrows can be endured only by being embraced, and the pleasure taken in them naturally has a somewhat melancholy character."
Emile Durkheim
Emile Durkheim
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
@ Kratos.......
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