This planet is haunted by us; the other occupants just evade boredom by filling our skies and seas with monsters.
~John Keel

"My whole life is a dark room. One, big, dark, room." -Lydia, Beetlejuice

It's like the beaver told the rabbit as they stared up at the emmense wall of Hoover Dam, " No, I didn't actually build it myself. But it was based on an idea of mine." - ----Charles H. Townes

Man must believe in realities outside his own smallness, outside the 'triviality of everydayness', if he is to do anything worthwhile.
~Colin Wilson

Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.
Chinese Proverb....

"Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly in fools."
-Ancient Proverb, Unknown origin

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
- Anton LaVey

Whatever you do, or dream you can, begin it, boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
~Johann Wolfgang van Goethe

"Fear is the mother of morality."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty."
- Cecil Baxter

I'm cheating now and adding another one in

"It feels better then rejuvenation" - My Sobe Bottle Cap

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
~Edward Gibbon

"To play Daisy Duke, I mean, that's like an iconish ... is that a word? ... iconic figure." — Jessica Simpson.

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.
~Anna Quindlen

'Beneath the tides of sleep and time
Strange fish are moving!'
~Thomas Wolfe

He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes."
- HE Martz

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
~Pete Seeger

"it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife" << irony

Alanis Morrisette - Ironic

"Misfortune shows those who are not really friends."
-Aristotle

"If you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all."-Olde Klingon Proverb

'I now suspect that the spiritualists are reversedly right - that there is a ghost-world - but that it is our existence - that when spirits die they become human beings.'
~Charles Fort

"revenge is a dish best served cold" < another old kilngon proverb

Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
- WL George

Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
~Sylvia Robinson

Never play cards with a man named Doc, never eat at a place named Mom's and never go to bed with anyone who has more troubles than you do.
~Nelson Algren

" I find work to be fascinating... so much that i can look at it for hours and do nothing"

~~ annonymous

It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.
~Virginia Woolf

A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions--as attempts to find out something. Success and failure are for him answers above all.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I don't like myself you know. I love myself. I'm devoted to myself till my dying day. But I don't like myself."

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die. ~Leonardo Da Vinci

friends are just your enemies who dont have the guts to kill you.

I didn't jump to conclusions, I took a little step and conclusions were there.

"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice"

Dr Sidney Freedman (M*A*S*H)

"Evil is a point of view. We are immortal. And what we have before us are the rich feasts that conscience cannot appreciate and mortal men cannot know without regret. God kills, and so shall we; indiscriminately He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms."
~Lestat, Interview with the Vampire.

'That's what she said'

None are so busy as the fool and knave.
- John Dryden

Evil is not an abstract concept. It lives. It has a human form. It stalks. It is too real.

Never make someone ur everything, cause when there gone u have nothing

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
- William G. McAdoo

"That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse."
~Calvin

"Got a problem in life? Commit suciide! Because no-one likes a whinger" ~ Me

Hehe, I was talking to this guy, and everytime I gave him advice, he ignored it, and did stupid stuff instead, then came back the next day, and kept on complaining about how 'everything went so wrong'

I hate those people. They whinge, but won't take your advice.

Anything tastes good when you are hungry; hunger is the best cook.

Dont eat the yellow snow.

I jump in my car and bump a oldies tape hard to believe my friends 'cause most phonies just straight fake.


2PAC SHAKUR

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have any film.

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
- Ronald Reagan

"Poetry is an orphan of silence. The words never quite equal the experience behind them."
~Charles Simic

Chris: So .. ah .. what are you wearing? Ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I bet you could see right through that.
Lois: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris: Grandma.
~~
Chris: My name is Chris, I'm suppost to be on my best behaviour tonight and not mention poo.....
Oh God, what have I done?


family guy!

Truce is better than friction.
~Charles Herguth

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Russell Baker

"And then there was pie."

actual aim conversation:
<tatclass> YOU ALL S*** D***
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.