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Visceral
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
Socrates

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
Aristotle

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Plato

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Socrates

The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Benjamin Franklin


one of those?
nativechick1989
The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to your former self.
~Whitney Young.
_Nyx_
'This planet is haunted by us; the other occupants just evade boredom by filling our skies and seas with monsters.'
~John Keel
chunga
SIX DAYS DOES NOT A WEEK MAKE

Robert Redford.....Barefoot In The Park
__Kratos__
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
- Helen Rowland
artymoon
trivial : of small value or importance; trifling.
-Oxford
nativechick1989
Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope--a slight change, and all patterns alter.
~Sharon Salzberg.
ShadowDancer
the body is the garage where you park your soul
-Dr. Dyer

I know its not great philosophy, but it made me giggle.
ShadowDancer
ok not a quote, but a joke..

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. Girls, if you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach them to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumbling its way down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost around two hundred dollars but a substantial tax cut saves maybe thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 - Americans know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in North America but haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants, criminals and terrorists are. Maybe Bush should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of such things?


hehehe
__Kratos__
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
- Nikola Tesla
chunga
I DONT LIKE PAIN, PAIN HURTS ME.........Burt Reynolds, The End
_Nyx_
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.
~Stephen King
Pyro Pheenix
Darkness cannot drive out darkness, onliy light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
artymoon
Free minds and free markets make good things happen.
-John Stossel
nativechick1989
No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
~Lee Iacocca
chunga
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Jan 13 2006, 07:29 AM) [snapback]1019405[/snapback]

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished?
~Lee Iacocca



Another from Lee

BE WARY OF ANY ENDEAVER WHICH REQUIRES THE PURCHASE OF NEW CLOTHING

Lee Iacocca
__Kratos__
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard
chunga
In the imortal words of Gene Autrey......If you dont care to love me, I wish you'd just leave me alone

Burt Reynolds.............Semi Tough
Yelekiah
"Brak:
Good old mom, with cookie crumbs in her hair.
I miss her so.
Who's gonna acid wash my jeans?
Who's gonna pork my pork and beans?
(Brak's Dad)Who will rinse my mustache clean?
(Brak and Dad)Where for art thou mom?"
-The Brak Show
_Nyx_
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
~Angelina Jolie
TooFarGone
My Brother: What are you doing?

Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!





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Bigfoot_Is_Real
Winning a battle is just a good as fighting your best during a lost one
- Bigfoot_Is_Real

War makes man, War makes countries, War makes peace
-Bigfoot_Is_Real

Peace is a Illusion, True Love can never be accevied, but Death is a privilage
-Bigfoot_Is_Real

We are Warriors, We are Animals, We are Rulers, We are Humans
-Bigfoot_Is_Real

Death is nothing to Fear for everyone dies, but Fear is Fear of Humans, Fear is an Illusion
-Bigfoot_Is_Real

It is a honor to die fighting, because you know that you don't have to fear dieing while fighting any more-Bigfoot_Is_Real

When live hands you a chance at being better than before, take it
-Bigfoot_Is_Real
FLY SPITTA
Around my block the pain never stops.
Pyro Pheenix

"It's after midnight on a Saturday night, so normally, I'd probably be able to blow this thing to pieces" A cop my dad was talking to last night (stopped for an RBT laugh.gif )
__Kratos__
“Among the notable things about fire is that it also requires oxygen to burn - exactly like its enemy, life. Thereby are life and flames so often compared.”
- Otto Weininger

razorbladeki5s
the greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
__Kratos__
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.

- F. Forrester Church
_Nyx_
How frighteningly few are the persons whose death would spoil our appetite and make the world seem empty.
~Eric Hoffer
Bex
Peace begins with a Smile - Mother Teresa of Calcutta
chunga
YOUR'E ALONE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOUR MOTHER DIES

Princess Caroline Grimaldi of Manaco After Her Mother Princess Grace Kelly Passed On.
Bex
soooo true. My life has sucked after my Mom died 08/07/02 but I am adjusting much better now. My daughter won't believe it tho; she's anti-Momma
chunga
QUOTE(Bex @ Jan 16 2006, 01:46 PM) [snapback]1024508[/snapback]

soooo true. My life has sucked after my Mom died 08/07/02 but I am adjusting much better now. My daughter won't believe it tho; she's anti-Momma


My mother passed 6/02/04. Its been unreal and all downhill since that day. My 5 children dont get it cause it wasnt their mom. Thanks for letting me know Iam not the only one grown up yet cant hardly function without mom a phone call away. Good Luck and Hang On, I will too. Bye hmm.gif
razorbladeki5s
love seeketh not itself to please nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease and builds a heaven in hell's despair.
nativechick1989
QUOTE(chunga @ Jan 16 2006, 02:43 PM) [snapback]1024504[/snapback]

YOUR'E ALONE IN THE WORLD WHEN YOUR MOTHER DIES

Princess Caroline Grimaldi of Manaco After Her Mother Princess Grace Kelly Passed On.


That is so, so true! There is no one or nothing that can fill the void left when you lose your Mother . . . no matter what your age. I miss my Mom sooooo much!! crying.gif
chunga


" ENTERTAIN STRANGER'S, BY DOING SO MANY HAVE ENTERTAINED ANGEL'S AND NOT EVEN KNOWN IT"

The Bible, Jesus
Pyro Pheenix
You gotta dance like nobody's watching, dream like you will live forever, live like you're going to die tomorrow and love like it's never gonna hurt. - Meme Grifsters
final flight
stop hammer time
tiddlyjen
Sara on Walking Dead by Z-Trip and Chester Bennington


'This song makes me want to go to Chester's house and fondle him.'

laugh.gif
LMAO OOOOhhh Sara u make me laugh!
nativechick1989
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -- whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness.
~Gilda Radner
chunga
DO YOU SMOKE AFTER SEX? "I DON'T KNOW...I NEVER LOOKED."

Bette Davis.. you just gotta love that old dame.

Chokmah
(finding out my tv wouoldn't work, after re-arranging my whole room)
me: My television is not dead! shes just sleeping... cuz she's tired and sleeping. (<-- in denile)
sister: mark... it isn't plugged in...
me: ... its because she's sleeping!
~TheArtOfContact~
"Just give it your best shot- it's not like it's a gun or anything" -PF
_Nyx_
It's a phony issue. To pretend the death penalty is going to end crime in the United States is to fool people, to promote public ignorance.
~Rudolph W. Giuliani
nativechick1989
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
~John Wooden
Visceral
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
Albert Einstein
chunga

" In America, they say peace peace peace, then first reaction to something is
show of force."

The Dali Llama
__Kratos__
"Those who have suffered much become very bitter or very gentle."
William James Durant
Neo2005
Sort of an inside joke but.

"Russian Kid Got McFu#$ed Up"

Me and Mike
Megalomania
"You broke my waa waa!"
Knox
Bex
The Diabetic Motto:

You are never Ravenous
if you are Grazing all day.
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