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Yelekiah
"No kingdom has shed more blood than the kingdom of Christ."
nativechick1989
I have intelligence, intuition, compassion and grace. I have all that I'll ever need.
~Unknown.
chunga

" Our we so certain in our ways that we never question what we do?"

Some princess on an episode of Star Trek
_Nyx_
"The soil of a man's heart is stonier...Sometimes, dead is better."
~Jud Crandall (Pet Sematary)
Yelekiah
"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another."
-Madonna
__Kratos__
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
--- George Carlin
Glacies
"The only thing a man has in life is his word. no one can take that from you."
-------------Arnold Carter
Glacies
"I believed in god, til I found his corpse"
------------Peter Carter
__Kratos__
"The Christian god can easily be pictured as virtually the same god as the many ancient gods of past civilizations. The Christian god is a three headed monster; cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites."

Thomas Jefferson
Astrocreep
“The most merciful thing in the world... is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”

~H.P. Lovecraft
nativechick1989
For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
~Marilyn C. Barrick
chunga

"If Jesus already came back, then for sure he is locked away in a state mental facility"

~Mel Brookes
Yelekiah
"But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully."
-Corinthians 9:7
Chokmah
do not judge your day by what you reap, but by the seeds that you sow.

chinese proverb.
nativechick1989
I use my mind, I value my truth, and I am never afraid to exercise the integrity of my spirit.
~Unknown.
Faith190
"You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!" - John Lennon

"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exist, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." – John Lennon
nativechick1989
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
~Henry Moore.
_Nyx_
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half are people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.
~Walter Kerr
__Kratos__
I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it.
- GK Chesterton
chunga
"When all hope is gone, eat a twinkie, it works wonders"

~ Chunga
Bex
Peace Begins With A Smile - Mother Teresa of Calcutta
nativechick1989
There is no greater joy nor greater reward than to make a fundamental difference in someone's life.
~Sister Mary Rose McGeady.
chunga

" I dont have the health to go on vacation, its too tiring, when you get back you have to sleep for a week"

~ Mother Angelica
__Kratos__
Never judge a book by its movie.
- JW Eagan
nativechick1989
Beyond the mask, beneath the armor, the essence of me is waiting for a chance to be heard.
~Unknown.
artymoon
"I was blowin' harp before you were crappin' yellow."
-Ricky McDonald
nativechick1989
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
~The Dalai Lama.
chunga

" I knew he was gay the first script where we had to kiss, it was obvious to me"

Florence Hendersen speaking about the Brady Bunch dad Robert Reed
Rykster
"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese."

Stephen Wright...
__Kratos__
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
- Robert Anthony
nativechick1989
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
~Jane Howard.
_Nyx_
Look, it's your life, but it'll really bring me down to watch them hose you out of a truck radiator.
~unknown


...but I did say this to my brother when he got a motorcycle wink2.gif
Rainbow Rowan
QUOTE(Rykster @ Feb 3 2006, 10:31 PM) [snapback]1046638[/snapback]

I was once told that stealing one person's work is called plagerism; stealing the work of many is called research!

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chunga

" What one man can do, another can do"

Anthony Hopkins from the film The Edge

__Kratos__
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
- George Carlin
Rykster
QUOTE(__Kratos__ @ Feb 4 2006, 12:41 AM) [snapback]1047782[/snapback]

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
- George Carlin

Gawd I love that one!

Another by Carlin:

"If God is so {expletive: #3 on the seven deadly words list} perfect, then how come everything He has made so far has died!?"
chunga
Another by George Carlin...

" YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING, WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT"

I grew up with hippie parents and love him, he was part of our family it seemed.
bloodyfish
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
- Hunter S. Thompson

"There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead."
- Arthur Honegger

"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
- Groucho Marx

A lot of these are from personal google home...
__Kratos__
"Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything."
- Blaise Pascal
nativechick1989
I believe that caring about one another can make the world a better place.
~Unknown.
Janiel
"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter."
- Steven Pearl
chunga

" We all go a little crazy sometimes"

~Norman Bates
Rykster
"An obvious malfunction."

Mission Control, 28 Jan 1986
Pelican_Eel
1. don't think. 2. if you do- don't speak. 3. if you think and speak - don't write. 4. if you think, speak and write - dont undersign. 5. if you think, speak, write and undersign it - don't be surprised...
- unknown
__Kratos__
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."
- Cullen Hightower

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Rykster
May be an urban legend and not truly a quote but I still like this one.

Short version:

Woman to Winston Churchhill: "You sir, are drunk!"

The response from Churchill: "Yes maam, I am drunk. And you're ugly. But in the morning I'll be sober.
nativechick1989
Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
~Liberace
Arsenik
"Jesus Loves You, The Rest Of Us Think You're An Idiot. " -unknown
_Nyx_
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indestinguishable from malice.
~unknown
Rykster
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers."
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