Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
~Peter Ustinov.

"Let me answer that question by first telling you where I was when I stopped signing

autograph's. A Urinal."

~Paul Newman

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
- Peter Ustinov

or native chick, if you look up a few posts...anywho...
"Don't sweat the petty things, but do pet the sweaty things"
-anonymous

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters when compared to what lies within us."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I miss you a little, I guess you could say, a little too much, a little too often, and a little more each day

"For every action there is an equal and opposite government program." -Anonymous

" They got it right when they named it the justice system, cause when you get down
there that's what you find ...Just Us!!"

~Richard Pryor

The best thing I heard all day is,"I agree with you."

Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace.
~Mother Teresa.

"Why bother with life? You're never going to get out of it alive...."

Pestilence, disease, and war haunt this sorry place, and nothing lasts forever; that's a truth we all must face.

The QB and RB and WR Get all the glory.. but we really know who did all the work.

- an old football speech for the linemen

"I have worked out why love and depression go so well together- They are both caused by a chemical inbalance in the brain." Me, about 2 minutes ago

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Kindness is always fashionable.
~Amelia E. Barr.

" Honest and Popular don't go hand in hand"

~ Ishtar

Our manners have been corrupted by communication with the saints.
~Henry David Thoreau

"The youth is attempting to rebel against conformity through the purchasing of mass-distributed textiles." - Nikolai Mikhail

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin (1939- )

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.
~Leo Rosten.

"A son is a lousy substitute for a lover"

~Norman Bates

There is one thing in this world that is promised.... death.

The best quote I've seen all day is one from Nyx's profile: "I'm not fluent in Idiot, so please speak slowly." It made me smile and I can't wait to use it on my boss!

"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable."
- Sidney J. Harris

A discovery is said to be an accident meeting a prepared mind.
~Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi

" He's dead Jim"

~Dr. McCoy aka- Bones

Just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today. . .
-Marilyn Manson-

[quote name='_Nyx_' date='Mar 19 2006, 07:52 AM' post='1111252']
say that death was on sale today. . .

I hope you go shopping today.

I did.

"They have the Internet on computers, now?”

- Homer Simpson

I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
~Jennifer Louden .

I need some Panama Jack and a beer, I got to get out of here.
~philco

The only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.
~Albert Schweitzer.

Sometimes, to realize you were well, someone must come along and hurt you.
~Perry Farrell

"Success is getting what you want....happiness is liking what you get."

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at
my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for
that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a
psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any
witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."

- Jake Johansen

^^^

"If they wo'nt let you in kick down the door"
Lek cabriarya

[reading a door] Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape."

Dory - finding nemo

Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask]
Dory: Ahh. Something's got me.
Marlin: That's just me.
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

Finding nemo

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
~AESOP

Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.

~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
~Joseph Conrad

"It's just business."

~Michael Corleone

Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another.
~George Eliot.

Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
~Democritus

"In every Pothole there is hope"

~Phillip......Mixed Nuts

"And that's from a guy, who's one big move, his pumping up his Reeboks"

Triple H

No one has learned the meaning of life until he has surrendered his ego to the service of his fellow men.
~Beran Wolfe.

Our leaders are low-rent Fascists and our laws are a tangle of mockeries. Recent polls indicate that the only people who feel optimistic about the future are first-year law students who expect to get rich by haggling over the ruins... and they are probably right.
~Hunter S. Thompson