Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.

~Albert Einstein

You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
~Addams Family Values

" use your words buddy.." - abc tech language

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
~Harry S Truman.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

~Albert Einstein

"Find out how high an airplane normaly goes on a trip between Oslo and Bodø, than compare it to how high the smoke from the vulcano Kakataus third eruption in 1883 came"

~My Mathteacher~

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

~Albert Einstein

"The true lover of knowledge naturally strives for truth, and is not content with common opinion, but soars with undimmed and unwearied passion till he grasps the essential nature of things."

Plato

it has probably been quoted by i love it, so here it goes...

"you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"

Just Live For The Moment

Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.
~R. Buckminster Fuller.

"Relax, the practice doesn`t start 9.00 a.m, it starts at 9.30 a.m."

That realy maked my day a lot of better.

" To be or not to be.....
What was the question?"

cheech marin

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
~B. F. Skinner.

My fortune cookie:

"You stand in your own light. Make it shine."

In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.


Hubert H. Humphrey (1911 - 1978)

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”

Robin Williams

"Illegal is anything that is against the law including drug trafficking, smuggling, terrorism or crossing the border into a country. Undocumented is anything that can no longer be verified including unemployed American workers who no longer qualify for unemployment benefits and are no longer counted in statistics. What a sorry nation we are becoming when we allow corporate political correctness to pervade our daily speech. Illegal means illegal."

-- Peter Romanenko, Waco, Texas

Without community service, we would not have a strong quality of life . . It's the way in which we ourselves grow and develop.
~Dr. Dorothy I. Height.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in this time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

William Shakespeare, As You Like It
(Jaques at II, vii)

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
~Anonymous

How did reason come into the world? As is fitting, in an irrational manner, by accident. One will have to guess at it as at a riddle.
~Nietzsche

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."
~Estragon, Waiting For Godot by Samuel Beckett

" Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

- Bob Marley

There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised.
- Anton LaVey

“Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold...”

- Bob Marley

"I am finding out things about myself and they force me to think about things in more detail" - JAK

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
~Mark Twain.

President Bush has logged over 100,000 miles on Air Force One this year. Even more impressive is that he’s logged over 200,000 hours on PlayStation 2 over the year.

- Conan Obrien.

A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.
~Chinese Proverb.

"[W]hen I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."

--Candidate Bill Clinton (The New York Times, 3/30/92)

LOL

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself"
~Sir Richard F. Burton

I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do interfere with what I can do.
~Edward Everett Hale.

I love this!

Here's another proverb:

He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.

Native American Proverbs.

Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.
Blackfoot

The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
Sioux

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.
- Walter Bagehot

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."

Albert Einstein

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that
is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well,
all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
~Dan Quayle

Better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide

You get more joy out of the giving to other, and should put a good deal of thought into the happiness you are able to give.
~Eleanor Roosevelt.

Jesus died for somebodies sins but not mine!

- Firemoon, about 2 minutes ago in chat.

Loved by some, hated by many respected by all......


Love that one

native american proverb

So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view and demand that they respect yours.

- Chief Tecumseh

Another fortune cookie of mine:

"Tough times never last but tough people do."

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
~Alfred Adler

Sanity is a madness put to good use.
~George Santayana.

" The streets is a short-stop, either your slanging crack rock, or you got a wicked jump shot. " - Notorious BIG

" God wanted me to be president "

- George W. Bush

I expect to pass through life but once. If, therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do for any fellow being, let me do it now.
~William Penn.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

~President Abraham Lincoln