“Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.”
- Dorothy Parker

"Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." – Goethe

All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
- Orison Swett Marden

It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do little - do what you can.
~Sydney Smith.

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
- Pablo Picasso

“But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things.”

Vincent van Gogh

A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
- John le Carre

I love that one.

"Carpe Diem"

- Sieze the day.

I like this one for some reason.

"Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear." -- Harry S Truman, August 8, 1950

" If God didn't want me to have it, he wouldn't have put it on Earth"

My friends brothers response, to when his mom catches him with marijuana.

I like this one. A bit long, but relative to my country.

"Allow the President to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so, whenever he may chose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose, and you allow him to make war at pleasure...if, today, he should say he thinks it necessary to invade Canada, to prevent the British from invading us, how could you stop him? You may say to him " i see no probability of the British invading us:" but he will say to you, "Be silent; I can see it, if you don't"

- Abraham Lincoln

And as blatent as that statement is, it's true!

Good post lol!

"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
~Adolf Hitler

"If religions want to get involved in politics, the should start paying taxes"-
Me (although I bet other people have said it too)

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

~Kathy Lette

If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach to immortality.
~Norman Cousins.

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

Bruce Lee

I think its Beutiful.

"To read too many books is harmful.”

- Mao Zedong quote

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

~Geoffrey Parfitt

“I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist”

- Dr. Martin Luther King

All that matters in the end, is that the begining is over.

That's a good one- very risky. That's a amazing thing about the man...

Thanks Rambo, i try to post good ones! ! !

"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
Stalin

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

~Josh Billings

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.
~Thomas Carlyle.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

~Bill Maher

Life is not a static thing.
The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums,
and those in cemeteries.
-~Everett McKinley Dirksen

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake."

~George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
~Charles H. Spurgeon.

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

~George.W.Bush~

It's not how I live when I'm here it's how I live when i leave...

"Airports scrupulously apply the same laughably ineffective airport harassment to Suzy Chapstick as to Muslim hijackers. It is preposterous to assume every passenger is a potential crazed homicidal maniac. We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war"

- Ann Coulter

“It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.”

- J. D. Salinger

Our nation must come together to unite.

~US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

It's so funny, how sometimes Bush hazes himself without knowing it. Lol.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
~Mark Twain.

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.

I love her!! Her book (How to Talk to a Liberal)is great!

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.
~John Fitzgerald Kennedy

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.

~Uri Geller

" We are merely a bag of organs in which our souls guide us."

- Kurtis Andrews

This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” . . . They said to Him, “What sign will You perform?” —John 6:29-30

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
~Abraham Joshua Heschel.

"Who do you believe in?
I put my faith in God, blessed and still breathin.
And even though it's hard, that's who I believe in.
Before I'm leavin, I'm askin the grievin'... who do you believe in? "

- Tupac Shakur

How about:

The probability that you are being watched is proportional to the stupidity of your actions

(common sense in a complicated package)

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

~Bertrand Russell

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.
- Edmund Burke

" It is much easier to show compassion to animals. They are never wicked. "

- Halie Selassie

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
~Gordon R. Dickson.

“In case you haven’t noticed, we…dehumanize our own soldiers, not because of their religion or race, but because of their low social class. Send ’em anywhere. Make ’em do anything. Piece of cake.”

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr