I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

~Bette Davis (Cabin in the Cotton, 1932)

*I've been called worse things by better people.
-comment about being called "that asshole" by Richard Nixon

*Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled.

*Of course a bilingual state is more expensive than a unilingual one--but it is a richer state.

*Nuclear weapons exist. They probably always will. And they work, with horrible efficiency. They threaten the very future of our species. We have no choice but to manage that risk. Never again can we put the task out of our minds; nor trivialize it; nor make it routine. Nor dare we lose heart.

Pierre Trudeau


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"If all politicians were like Pierre Trudeau, there would be world peace."

John Lennon

NBC - no body cares.

~Jay Leno

"Im going to hell"

- Conan Obrien.




......... no ur not conan!

the quote in my sig

"I can see King Moses and Solomon, chanting down the wall of Babylon."

Garnett Silk

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents on President Bush's National Guard record and now this. CBS says they have learned their lesson: no more trying to expose boobs.

~Bill Maher

if you go to your family reunion to meet women. You might be a redneck

if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk! You might be a redneck

if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog! You might be a redneck

if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it! You might be a redneck

if the biggest city you've ever been to is wal mart! You might be a redneck

if anyone in your family died right after saying, ''Hey, y'all watch this!'' You might be a redneck

if your house has more miles on it than your car! You might be redneck

if rather than drinking the sacramental wine at church you bring your own beer! You might be a redneck

if your father walks you to school because you're both in the same grade! You might be a redneck

if you think the French Riviera is a foreign car! You might be a redneck

if your walking your dog and you both use the tree at the corner! You might be a redneck

if you think subdivision is part of a math problem! You might be a redneck


--- Jeff Foxwerthy---

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

~Napoleon Bonaparte

"I would rather my soul broil in hell than I do you any harm!"
~Captain Kidd

"Meditate. Live purely. Be quiet. Do your work with mastery. Like the moon, come out from behind the clouds! Shine." (Buddha)

President Bush is trying to put a positive spin on the latest bad economic numbers. Today he declared victory in the 'War on Jobs.'

~Craig Kilborn

*rolls eyes* Yeah right.

Art requires philosophy, just as philosophy requires art. Otherwise, what would become of beauty? (Paul Gauguin)

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

"Where do we go from here?"

- Tupac Shakur

it's good to be a woman, we got off the titanic first!

"Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation."


Michael Jordan

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

All wholesome food is caught without a net or trap.

(William Blake)

"You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late."

Quote By Ralph Waldo Emerson

"One love, one life, let's get together and feel alright."

BOB MARLEY

" I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick so,e ass....and I'm all out of bubble gum"


rodney rowdy piper

Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.

~John Parrott

"I think people should elect a cat person. If you elect a dog person, you elect someone who wants to be loved. If you elect a cat person, you elect someone who wants to serve."


Stephen Harper
-Canadian Prime Minister

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

~Kevin Meaney

My trigger got no heart.

- Big Punisher

Go big, or go home.- A guy who went and saw Superman with me. We were talking about popcorn

.. Thats a good one ..

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
~Paul Gauguin.

if you're having a bad day, remember it could be worse..

“Liberate the minds of men and ultimately you will liberate the bodies of men.”

- Marcus Garvey

man_in_mudboots: see, i was sitting here for fifteen minutes talking to myself and now theres two people in about three seconds!
Pyro_Pheenix: Get the Noobie!
Zamees: haha
Pyro_Pheenix: It's because I attract people like a ham attracts fat people
Zamees: i just made a forum post, trying to ge the scientific explanation of a ghost encounter
man_in_mudboots: haze the noobie!
man_in_mudboots: youve only attracted one person so far. youve got to bring in at least four before you gain 'donut' status.
man_in_mudboots: one person only merits a ham.

UM Chat not long ago

"can you really say you lived? or have you just existed."

The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
Charles Baudelaire

Behind every dark night there's a bright day....

Quotes

• I use to have a handle on life but it broke
• Silence is golden but shouting is FUN
• Who ever said everything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door!
• A friend never gets in your way unless you're on your way down
• You can be anything you choose to be, only if you set your mind to it.

"Mama you can depend on me now, because i see you've tried your best, now it's up to me to do the rest."

GARNETT SILK

"When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount of individual freedom to Americans, it was assumed that the Americans who had that freedom would use it responsibly.... [However, now] there's a lot of irresponsibility. And so a lot of people say there's too much freedom. When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it."

- William Jefferson Clinton

The Only Thing That Comes To A Sleeping Man

Is Dreams

"We should fully understand our religion. Fighting is a part of our religion and our Sharia [an Islamic legal code]. Those who love God and his Prophet and this religion cannot deny that. Whoever denies even a minor tenet of our religion commits the gravest sin in Islam."

- Osama bin Laden

"people give up their lives for many reasons,
For friendship, for love, for an ideal...
...and people kill for the same reasons..."

Quoted from 'Hero'

"I am my own creation, and in that, i am still molding myself to fit myself."

- me

"The body's just a vehicle
Transporting the soul
It's what's inside the people
Is beauty to behold
Fear not of evil"

- Damian Marley

You Can't Miss What You Never Had...




"DMX"

"A smart mouth is a lonely mouth."



- Al Bundy

"If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them."
- Isaac Asimov

"Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to." -- Family Guy (I think)

IF A Person Is Disloyal to you do not worry
they were never loyal in the 1st place

"Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree."


- Proverb, Ethiopian

Shurkriken-about ur sig., how did the Jews kill the arabs? IT should say:
And the Germans Killed the Jews
And the UN took land from the Arabs
And gave it to the Jews
And the Arabs declared war
And the Jews Won
And for a while the Arabs Killed more Jews
And the Arabs killed the hostages
And the Jews got fed up and struck back
And that's the news
Is it no wonder the monkey is mad?

- Nasadude85