"There will come a time when you will have to choose between what is right and what is easy."-Dumbledore, Harry Potter.

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
~Jascha Heifetz.

I used to think the human brain was the most fascinating part of the body.
But then i realised, Well...look what's telling me that! -Steven Wright

lol!

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
~Marcel Proust.

" The secret of the Lord is with them that fear HIM; and He will shew them His Covenant"

Psalms 25 vs 14

Fill your heart with love today, dont play the game of time, things that happened in the past, only happened in your mind, only in your mind, oh forget your mind and you'll be free ~ David Bowie

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
~Alexander Pope.

''I owe I owe it's off to work i go.''



''Income tax SUX.'' --REBEL

Picture me rolling - Tupac

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
~John Kenneth Galbraith.

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? - Tyler Durden

--Unknown


--Unknown


''There is no greater honor than being under the guidance of the Great Spirit," Nakota LaRance, Hopi/Assiniboine

if rat tasted like stake, i would eat it-

we called you fishy cause your a fishy-

"you broke your penis" "wow, can't wait to get my cast sighned"-

lol inside joke-i need to fix my hair, wanna come?-

all men are gay inside-

"i live this life with no regets, cause if i lived with regets i wouldn't have a life"-

A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off?
~Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

" to be in a passion you good may do ,but no good if a passion is in you " William Blake

I'd like mornings better if they started later. --me


The cost of everyday living is high, wish i could say the same for my pay. --me again

Words of Wisdom from Children...



Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him.
- Michael, 14

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, 14

Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, 9

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
your school assignment.
- Traci, 14

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 9

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
-Naomi, 15

Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, 9

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 10

Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, 8

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
~Paul Fix.

The World According to Steven Wright

I plan to live forever, so far so good.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add?

I invented the cordless extension cord.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.
~Josh Billings.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
- Walt Disney

It's Better To Have Loved & Lost Than To Live With The Psycho The Rest Of Your Life

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are only two kinds of people in the world, those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and those who don't, I'm one of the latter.

rofl!
That has to be a Ripley signature special?! lol!



Time:

Time is what we want most, but...what we use worst. ~Willaim Penn

The Present is a Point just passed. ~David Russell

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Louis Hector Berlioz




''Any man smart enough to understand a woman is smart enough to keep quiet about it.'' --W.G.P

If the owner let one go and the dog checks for his own assureance than thats all I need to know.


Abecrombie


Ps I ve seen it happen ,.. its hillarious when the dog has to make sure where from . lol
too much info ,.. well its my quote I needed to let go of, to help some one giggle,. visusalize now.

You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.
~Ray Bradbury.

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss
slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything
that made you smile.
~Unknown.

Everyone is looking out for themselves, they care about no one else.

_ Garnet Silk

Tomatoes or Tomahtoes?

I was listening to music today and this was one of the lyrics in it.

"I wake up in the morning and i ask myself, is life worth living should i blast myself?"

Cnat remember who said this

"Everyone has beauty just not everyone see's it"

Ghengis Kahn

"Only a fool fights a battle he knows he cannot win"

My name "Smile Now Cry Later"

Why is it whenever we talk to god we're praying yet whenever god is talking to us we're schizophrenic? ~Stephen Wright lol!

The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
Hannah Whitall Smith, 1902

Sorry to bringing this thread back to life.

Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward: "Hide your shame, Spongebob. Hide your shame."

:3

Don't know if this kinda of quotes are allowed or not.

from a buddy of mine. he says it anytime you try to make a helpful suggestion:

i'm screwing this chicken - you just hold the damn wings.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
~Doug Larson.

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
(Russell Baker)

"Don't shoot 'til you see the whites!"

"How long shall they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look?"




BOB MARLEY

I dono who wrote this but : "Im a cutter shhh its sociably unaceptable that i express pain"
another one was "in the end eveything will be ok and if its not then it isnt the end" it brightened up my day alot.

C blount(whoever he is) said:"how will you know if im hurting,if you cannot see my pain? to wear it on my body tells words i cant explain"

Face the sun and all the shadows fall behind you

should you see a blind man on stilts, just remember to watch out for the large cane

It's political campaigning time here Downunder...
tis the time when almost everyone in their neighbourhood knows just how many stobie poles are in their area. lol!




“Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.” --Unknown

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” --Earnest Benn

“Politics, n: Poli "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites" --Larry Hardiman

“Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.” --Unknown

'These are hard times for dreamers'

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“Ignorance is not bliss - it is oblivion” -- Philip Wylie

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
~Sean O'Casey.