From stealing harvard-I'm gonna beat the livin' bejesus outta ya.

"Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!" Dave Chappelle from Screwed

"DON'T quote me on that!" -KT

/me runs

Also from stealing harvard-I'm steve,no I wanna be steve.You're carl,No I'm kyle.I thought you were steve.No your steve,I wanna be steve though.But you wanna be kyle.No carl.
Confusing huh?

You know, Canadian, you put a space after a comma or a period.

... Just a friendly note after 2000+ posts with the same mistakes in nearly every one.

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Gandhi

At least I put commas and periods in my sentences.Not like some people where it is one big run-on sentence.

^What a weird quote....

"What was that?" - When i was hit by a car....

Yeah, really. I'm glad nobody around here does that...

That's almost as annoying as putting commas and periods where they don't belong, creating tiny fragments all over the place.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

I was just answering Hawk7886.He has a problem with my sentences

Well my point was that you could have at least put a quote in there just to stay on topic.....

"I met a subliminal advertising executive, but just for a second" - Steven Wright

"Crap, you have failed me, Mr. Driver...

Break out the ninjas."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have multipersonalities
And so do I...

Hehehe...

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I." - Oscar Levant

Ha missed both my legs!

Quote from rick mail in 'bottom' after getting clubbed in the nadgers with a cricket bat

"Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam" - Monty Python

"Life can be summed up in three words: it goes on"
my internet homepage

"Pheenix can be described in three words: She goes on"

"be careful...they say where it raynes it whores...."-Subby

wot's that supposed to mean?

You know I luv ya pheenix.... I was kidding....

"Subby your a mean mean man" - Most people I have recently spoken too

subby you are a mean mean man

"May I ask why you're wearing a $100.00 hoody by the camp fire... and complaining about embers landing on it?"- Me to a friend of mine while a bunch of us were partying at my best friend's cabin.

"Ever dance with a lizard in the pale moonlight?"-Sobe Lid

"Ever see a field full of garden gnomes under the pale moonlight? They sing you know..."- Me in a skit I did in High School

"Every time you say Elvis is dead and elvis impersonator somewhere dies..."

" if i could find you now things would get better, we could leave this town and run forever. I know somewhere, somehow, we'll be together..."
I just thought that this was a very good part of a yellowcard song

AliensExisLuzerpunk 182 is crazy - Me

"And you call me crazy subby?!" - me

"Give me back my pants then..." - Me

"shoe-stealer!!!" -me

"BIG FOOT" - Me

" dammit!" -me right now ( for no reason in particular)

Another- " i just got that subby, now you really better watch your back....and don't be too sure about the front."-me right now...again

No I am not a prophet, I am just the son of godfrey....GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE. - Some guy

Yet another one "* slaps subby* have i suprised you?"-me

"AEL... Please get over you crush, your not impressing anyone..." - Me

" * makes a rude gesture to subby*"-me

Watch the night sky and all with be revaled........

"Cant...stop...laughing...." - Me

Optimists live longer than pessimists!

Shoot an optimist and a pessimist and then get back to me with the results.... - me

it is better to take than to get

Its better to give... unless its an std....Then thats bad.

i'm gonna set my self the goal of walking to the door. that way, when i leave at the end of the day i can feel very proud of myself.- me explaining my life goals to my teacher. (BTW she wasn't to impressed )

My quote is this~~~~~


No need to charish luxuries 'cause everything come and go, even the life you have is borrowed so you not promised tomorrow.....so live ya life as if everydays gonna be your last.

"There it is homer .. the funniest thing you will ever say and no one was around to hear it ! DOH!"

" the SATs are fun!!! *does a happy dance*" ~ my friend, this morning, happy dance and all

can i dance too can I huh can I ??

sure!
" im only an elected official! i cant make decisions by myself!" ~ the mayor in the nightmare before christmas

“Go on punk, make my day!” The Tax Man