when did I say i wanted to be part of your family?
when you married me!!
Well theres some fine print for you !

(shrek 2)

" ( it's always awkward being the last to reply. I'll stop bugging you, i swear! ) "- me What a quack i can be....

person 1: hey man try this, it's a new flavour of pop i got from 7-11.
person 2: *drinks* ...this is root beer, you idiot.

That's REALLY honestly funny to me chico ( yes i know i am crazy)

you are the crazyest quack we know ...but thats a [/I]good [I] thing

*wonders if that passes as a quote also*

"you are the craziest quack we know...but that's a good thing"-jedi

"Thank god she stopped pming me, because that crazy AEL is annoying"- me

OH THE EMBARASSMENT SUBBY!!! jk

*enjoys being a quack and is a professional loon*

"have you seen my post-it notes?" - jedi

"Subby, my name might be AEL, but don't tell anyone I think your hot" - Im not sure who....

hee hee hee

when in doubt blame teebor ..they guy that dosent speak english...

(simpsons quote)

The darkness will consume all- a goth!

"If you see a stranger follow him" - Ed Cowboy Bebop

"Intelligence has failed. Warning we have no intelligence" - From Team America

OMG that is like so last year!

Aztec is so last year.

" The subster is so last year..." jk

"At least he wasnt born last year like some unknown people who post above him" - me

"dammit! i knew he was gonna say that!"-me

"Officer, she was under the car when I got here...." - me in the future

"I wonder if i'll get hit by a car tomorrow....unless i get that person before they get me!"- me the day before the future

"Im glad midgets cant drive"

" maybe if i buy him platform shoes, he won't be so jealous that i am a taller midget than he is..."-meeza!

"Arguing on the internet is like the Special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

"darn, that means i'm retarded..."me right now

say it seven times 7x as fast >> "I sure soak corks."

" ***very, very, very, VERY long silence***..........BLAH!!!!"-anonymous

there's no crying on unexplained-Mysteries! -Me

"Whats at the end of satan's rainbow" - Black Bugs, a song...

Janiel: get in sara, you wont die
sara: i need health
Arsenik: almost there
Janiel: .....
sara: reflex

Can't we just agree that we're human?- Norman

loved this quote lol nice one norman

"Alice....could you please move back a bit....because....the closer you get to me, the more my heart melts...."-subby...awwwww!

"Shhhhhh" - Me right now

"Michelle to michelle- Let's tell the whole world about subby's quote!
Other michelle to michelle-Great idea! But how?
Michelle to michelle- We can make a website about it
Michelle and Michelle-*Go off and start a mean website*"-Me talking to myself

"Sometimes I really worry about you...." me

" Aha! I tricked him into having some type of feeling toward me"-me jk

"AEL often pretends she joking...." -- me

".......riiiiight. I'll be going now. * goes off and cries in a corner* "-me

"She should know she went off a long time ago.... We just havent told her yet..." - me

if your happy and you know it clap your hands....

" How may i help you sir? Yes we do. Mhmm. Yes. Alright. Thank you sir. You have a nice day. Alright. Bye-bye now. *click* ....what a freak."-anonymous

jedi

Never make the same mistake twice; there are so many new ones to make!"
- my homepage

I don't need you advice i can learn from my own mistakes- my old boss

" You moved out 3 weeks ago....so why are you still using my bathroom?"-???

"Please for the love of god butter the toast AFTER its been in the toaster"

Subby: He has unlimited intelligence?
Suby: roflmao plop
Dot: lol
Sub: ...Thats like Janiel saying he can go without pepsi

Is there really any difference between us........

"Cuts are only skin deep"

i came. I saw. I broke a hip -Jonny Bravo