assorted quotes by Ralph Woggum from the Simpsons:

I bent my Wookie.

It tastes like burning.

When I grow up, I want to be a princapal or a caterpillar.

What's a battle?

Daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard!

"When you get to heaven, you will wish your in hell" - Marilyn Manson

Live fast, die young and leave someone elses corpse.- me

" To disregard a one-armed snow angels is not politically correct. "

21st centery hunter gather=going to tesco and eyeing up the girl behind the till

"are you in the mafia ?"
"lol"
"yes I am a mafia princess"
"yay!"

"Sign this petition"
---"What does it say"
"We don't like you"

-English class.

"It doesn't matter how hard you rub, it's still going to be smooth!" - The Love of Arsenik, Jamie

"wow you have a sexy voice!" - Lottie... *cough*

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids- My home page again
Light a candle for every sinner and set the world on fire.- a bumper sticker

Janiel says:
i love the tearing sound that comes from the sword jabbing you
Hawk7886 says:
the splitting of oxygen atoms as superheated plasma rips them up?
Janiel says:
yup
Hawk7886 says:
yeah, it's a good sound
Janiel says:
indeed

Janiel says:
ok
Janiel says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Janiel says:
FLYINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Janiel says:
AWSOME

Monkeys come and go, but once you apply glue they'll stick around.

Hawk7886: my mom accused me of planning this
Hawk7886: of me getting sick
Janiel: ROFL
Janiel: say yes
Janiel: you had me get you sick
Janiel: today
Janiel: just in time
Hawk7886: I told her I've been culturing bateria in my room for weeks, and I snorted it to get sick today
Hawk7886: she left me alone

No matter how broke ya are, always pay attention...when this thing finally goes global, we are ALL gonna be rich!

"Make mental note to self- get a spork so I can have my lunch tomorrow"- Me... today.

thers 2 of them



~lyrics from a song from the nightmare before christmas

"Whoa.....how'd you get your head to go so far up your ass....?"-Arsenik

your talking but all i can hear is blah,blah,blah

Moe says:
I dig spam
Janiel says:
ugh
Janiel says:
spam is like, gross....
Moe says:
Simulated Proccessed Alien Meat
Janiel says:
lol
Moe says:
I like my alien meat

You can lead a horse to water, but he cant make a thick shake.

sdfkljsiosa = chocolate - DOTism

"A bird in the hand, tastes better then one off the floor"

" this is what SARA means: What Sara means " SARAism

If todays not a good day, then its a bad day!

If I am me and you are you, who is that?!!?!

Everyone who enters this room, gets a free bucket of fish....

Some things will never change tell me whats a mother to do being real dont appeal to the brother in you!

I have enough trouble remebering my opinions, without remembering the reasons for them

They roll hard we roll harder......

Revenge is a dish best served dead.....

"Khhhhaaaaaannnnn!"- Capt James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

I'm the boss of all bosses.....who you think said that one?

Dont eat yellow snow.

time spent wasted is never wasted- John Lennon (i think i know it was one of the beatles )

Now see here...Perfectly symetrical violence never hurt anyone... - Futurama

[Announcement on EasyJet Plane]
Ladies and Gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold onto your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool.
-- Anonymous

Keep your hands off my party ring!
My friend at work today...(its a biscuit, but i have a filthy mind!)

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx

i like that fugu its funny

I see where fiona gets her good looks from....
shrek 2

lol..........

*screams at the top of my lungs, at 8 am this morning* we have snow!! *happy dance* ~ mwhahaha! we do!

Hey Tina, come get some ham! -Napoleon Dynamite

have some cheese with a side of Bubblicious bubblegum

three candles under a plant baaaaad

LMAO Janiel is one funny lil dude....it's my fav. quote!

"LMAO Janiel is one funny lil dude" - Tiddlyjen, realising Janiel is actually a dwarf....

"are you my stalker that creeps out at night to smother little children and have birds fly you around?" - me to a kid at school. i can't believe that she got mad at me for saying that... i was only kidding..

In the end did you actually achieve anything?!?!

Shhhh you cant tell aztec about us.... - Me earlier to an unknown person...

There's something I gotta say to all the fools who think they found love in the first girl that came there way.....EMINEM