To understand the loser, you have to become the loser....

All it takes is belief in ones self and a very very big gun!

It's just me against the world.....I got nothing to lose. ~Tupac

Its like the domino effect except with actual dominoes!

Tell him to make sure he looks after his own oxygen when he goes diving... because Im sure no-one else would mind if it was empty

LMSAO SUBBY

Love is finding someone you want to annoy for the rest of their life....

Never stick a loaded shotgun down the front of your pants if you plan on starting a family- some idiot off tv (he knows from experience )

" When the monster roars, giggle and dance. Giggle and dance! " - DOTism

I don't actually laugh in the face of death. I just make belittling comments behind death's back. - Z from Antz

one the way home...

"turn left" - me
"right" - nickie
"no left" - me
"right" -nickie
*car turns left*
"see, i was right about turning left" - nickie

AND I DON'T GOTTA MAKE SENCE....I JUST DID A WHOLE DAMN SONG AND I DIDN'T SAY S**T...eminem

"i'd say, to poke the ground untill a little probe comes out. Then when it comes out, ram it as far up north as you possibly can. After then run around screaming "ZABOOE" "ZABOOE" untill the warthog comes to pick you up"-Me

"no one wanted to quote me " - Janiel

"HEY IM VERY FUN" - Janiel

"ahh, the internet. The only place where people can be brought toghther, and torn apart....all with words...." - Janiel

"F*ck Bush" - Eminem My new hero

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.
--Shel Silverstien

"i love you....i need you....be my lover, forever and always" - Janiel....

I am the one the only, banana ninja monkey!

EXAMS SHOULD DIE - Tiddlyjen

Are exams living?

"Where did I leave my integrity..." - Unknown

"let the chief show you how its done"...sgt johnson-halo 2

if at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.

"would you like some Froot Loops with the sugar?" - me thinking to myself

what am i doing here? whats going on? no this isn'tr a quote this is just wondering.

Now, back in the land of not my head

what? umm, oh, yes.
I have yet to see something, however confusing, that when looked at the right way, does not become more confusing. read it in a book somewhere.

do not fear dying. Fear the unliving.


Fear me if you are sane. If you are not sane, come and join me.

"d'you reckon you could die a bit more quietly?"- me when wild woman was coughing in maths.

"*lol* you make funny noises when someone hits you." wild woman after hitting me.

jump aboard the band wagon with everyone else, and die when it all falls down.

poke a person in the stomach and hear them squek. or run away fast, depends really.

well you do. And i have a cold. virus thing.

Try to savor the moment cause time flys don't it you gotta make it last for the better, cause nothing lasts forever.

if it's not edible, don't eat it.- me for no reason

I get frustrated when other guys flirt with her...this would make me homicidal - Unknwn

"Sara acts normal....Jon get a camera and get over there...."-you know who you are...(wink, WINK!!)

" if its wet, drink it "

If I followed that idea, I would probably be dead right now.

"Chief, ask yourself this question...IS WHAT I'M DOING, RIGHT NOW, HELPING THE STATION SO THAT IT'S NOT BLOWN UP INTO TINY BITS?!" - Cortana.

"When I am finishing a picture, I hold some God-made object up to it – a rock, a flower, the branch of a tree or my hand – as a final test. If the painting stands up beside a thing man cannot make, the painting is authentic. If there’s a clash between the two, it’s bad art."
-Marc Chagall

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

George Carlin

"i have to get ready for tomorrow and tonight, but i like to procrastinate" -me

"why go to work, when i can just go to sleep"

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If at first you do succeed try to hide your astonishment."

- Unknown, found it in Washu-Sensei's guide to scientific success, along with many others.

http://www.washu.org/goodies/g-science.html

I shall hunt him down to the ends of the earth and pull out his liver!

^Is that about me....

If we can send a man to the moon...why cant we send them all? - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery; None but ourselves can free our minds.

~ Redemption Song, Bob Marley

"Why should I buy an illegal drug to feel good, when life- and caffiene are legal?"- Me

We are on a mission from god - Blues Brothers

Father to Son-"look at you, standing there watching the world go by. Do something with your life!"
*Son walks outside just to be hit by a car*

(i dunno where i read this at....but i read it somewhere )

"I'm Not touching anyones Head!" Arsenik