"Ask not how the computer works- thou wilt anger the computer gods!"- Me

"Let your fantasy become Reality" -me

"OH C'MON! LEAVE MY BREASTS ALONE! I'M HAVING FUN" Arsenik

"Stew- Go have your coffee so the rest of us can be happy, eh?"- My boss this morning.

"Sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar." - Freud

When is time to do yardwork, you find neighbor stealing your cable.-Me

You know, one day, they're gonna put engines on bicycles. -my brother.

"you know, it isn't too late to turn around..."-on the way to school at 11:45am

Its the attack of the pussycats-me to my dog who then went and barked and growled uncontrolably!

"katie i love you" - BrunedMaskAJ
AWW

i've said that to you....also "katie, i wanna lick you", "katie, come here please", "can i have a ride home from your mom, katie?", "hi katie. oh, you wanna talk to my brother?", "katie...my mouth is so numb right now, that i can't even drink water", "im making a poem for you, katie", "hey katie, have some cheese", "now why would that tickle my pickle?"

"now what should our cult name be?" - my friend tonight

"I just realized that for a man who loves coffee as much as I do, I have a lot of tea in my cupboard."- Me

Its too earlyyyyyyyy- me at school after lunchtime!

"I want you to buck right now" - Lil' Scrappy

"Like Make up, I got it all covered" -G Dep

^Honey Ì`m homeeeeeeeeeeee- me after school!

"My pokemon cards bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards! I'll trade you but not my charzard!!! "- Izual

"peeing you're pants is like happieness ,everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth" - friend allen

"your like a little kid on sex pills"- friend gina to me

"i ordered a frappacino. where's my f#**ing frappacino?" -chester bennington

“Assume the position, honey”-GTA: SA Cop

"if you eat the outside i'll eat the inside"-BurnedMaskAJ

sara says:
i can't get enough of chester's sexy voice in this song!
sara swoons over
sara says:

Funk Master Moe Flow says:
chester ?
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
sexy name
Janiel says:
i'm quoting you on that....
sara says:
chester tha molester!!

"But mom, if I feed the cat, he'll end up following me every morning and every night......I don't want my cat as my own stalker!" -me

"To see a thing uncolored by one's own personal preferences and desires is to see it in its own pristine simplicity" - Bruce Lee

"Marshmallows, Tang and Pepsi. Can this night get more joyous?" -me

"i like my kitty. she smells like vanilla" -moe

battle of the jinxes


Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
cool
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
cool
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jin
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jionx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jxin
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
noooooooo
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
lol
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
jinx
Funk Master Moe Flow says:
we need a count
Devious Honey Dot Beautiful says:
lol
Janiel {"Take a chance you stupid Ho"} says:

"Inquiring minds wanted to know. Heh, I had an inkling." - Me

"It takes fourteen muscles to smile, but it only takes four to turn around and smack that guy next to you who who is." - Chris' Friend Who I Don't Know

Me: i'm thirsty.
my sister: why don't you go suck someones blood or something, then?
- me and my sister when we went shopping today

"you are just soooo sweet that there is nothing sweeter then you .. even if i name all the sweets in the world"


"you are my chocolate strawberry flavoured coconut filling with a cherry on top"


^ To me from my dodo

"I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you." -Miesh

"When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart." -Miesh

" I like jenny, she smells like pie .... " MOEism

"me and jenny was like peas and carrots" -Forrest Gump
I love that movie! its so funny

hrm, Moe, you might have some competition for Jenny ^

"KT you could kill people with you're texas size boobs" friend lolo(nick name) said that to me this morning

" love is when a girl loves a boy, and the boy kisses another girl.. then the girl gets mad " - my 4 year old brothers outlook on love!

".....uh....."- my 4 year old cousin when i'm trying to start a conversation with her

".....uh....." sounds like MY 4 year old brother when i talk to him about anything

"my arm pits hurt" BurnedMaskAJ

" KTO has a sore armpit " - Moe

Cake is what makes the world go around-me!

" aztec inca travels the world on large round cakes" -Moe

I talk solo. I take trips and never leave my den. Yes.
I am the weed collecting menace. - me

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." --Albert Einstein -Kellalors siggy!

This world is dangerous. Yes.

"I may look good, but i'm a maniac"-CJ

"I'm rich and f***ing crazy"-CJ

I command you, allow the sun to shine through the clouds-me to the sky in school joking around with some mates, but at that moment the sun did actually break through the clouds! Freaky, yes!?