Well i found this on a Forum, and another Wrestling site. I thought i'd post it here, so we could Share it's greatness. It's been around since 2002, So you may have all seen it.
Full Version: Bohemian Rhapsody-WWE Style!
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Bohemian Rhapsody-WWE Style! Posted by J-Rod 12.250.180.118 Humor & Parody 03:57:29 U.S. CST October 05, 2002 (HHH) Do I control life? Or just WWE (Undertaker) Caught in the Last Ride No escape from jobbing to me (Jericho) Open my eyes Look up at the lights and see I'm just a jobber I get no push you see It was easy come Easy go I was high Now I'm low (undertaker) Any move my opponent throws Will not be sold by me by me (HHH) Momma, Just squashed a man Put my knee against his head And now his push is dead (Jericho) Main eventing, it had just begun But Hunters gone and taken it away (Brock) Taker, Oooooooh Here is the F5 You might sell it by this time tomorrow (Vince) What's going on, Whats going on? My whole fed is in tatters (Jeff Hardy) Too late My time has gone All those bumps compressed my spine Now it's aching all the time (Booker) Goodbye mid card buddies I've got to go To the main event cos my Spinaroonie blows off the roof (HHH) Booker, Noooooo You don't work WWE style I'm afraid you won't break the glass ceiling after all *Guitar Solo* (Vince) I see a little potential in this man (JR) He's a Hoss, He's a Hoss We can put him over Rico (HHH) Benoit works like lightning Very, very frightened me Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio Oh Stephio job him out (Nash) My knees won't goooooo (Jericho) I'm just a jobber nobody pushes me (HHH) He's just a jobber Loses to the pedigree Sparing myself from being jobbed out you see (Jericho) I've been high I've been low, will you let me go? (HHH) I will not, Will not let you go (Booker) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Benoit) Let me go (HHH) I will not I will not let you go (Guerrero) Let me go (HHH) Never ever let you gooooo Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Over me (Angle) An idea, An idea Would be to let me go (HHH) This is not good you are a far superior worker to me To me To meeeeee *Guitar solo* (Booker) So you think you can stop me getting over in the fans eyes? (Jericho) So you think you can squash me and leave me to die? (All) Oh Hunter Can't do this to us Hunter We're taking over Taking right over the WWE *Guitar Solo* (Vince) Oooooooooh Buy Rates Buy Rates *more solo* (Vince) Hunter never mattered He just didn't see Money really matters Money really matters To me (HHH) Tell me where'd my job go? *bong* |
I must say, i laughed all the way through it.
Any comments?
lmao.....might be funnier if we could hear it sung 
it would be funnier if we could hear it, and also, if i knew n e thing about wrestling, well, more than what i do now, which is vince mcmahon(sp?) is gay...and according to my dad, the ppl he manages all had to...uhh...service him, to get hired
That was...interesting...i laughed my ass off...
i know nothing about wrestling, but it was still funny... singin the words to the tune in my head... of course, now i want to listen to queen. thanx FA.
...can't....stop...laughing....multiple organs...have....burst. Internal bleeding....still...laughing....
..help...me....
..help...me....
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