Want a new name?

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
And Loonboy's real name? Zippy Banana Sniffer

loopy cootie shorts. hmmmm. nope, don't like it.

Chim-Chim Apple Butt.

Lovely.

Zippy Chickennose Nice to meet ya

Buttercup Applebrain

that has a nice ring to it

Pinky apple head

Whats That

Zippy Bubblefanny.

Zippy AppleBuns

Snotty Gizzardsquirt...Now there's a name that just oozes class...

Tootie Bubble-squirt!! woohoo!!

lol, i just had to post this, my best friends is Boobie Gorilla-chunks! lol...thats sooooo bad...haha

Zippy Livertush. thats uh.....thats real nice...

Loopy Girdle-Squirt.


Now THAT is a dirty name.

Poopsie Giggle-Sprinkles....

sounds like a clown name

Poopsie Gerbilbuns... Why God, why?

No, when I'm older, I'm changing my name to Max Power (for you Simpson's watchers...).

gadget applechunks?

buttercup girtleface...hmm...

Crusty ChickenFace

Crusty ChickenFace!?!????

dorky bubbletush....

well the dorky part is tru, but the bubbletush...ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT????

Loopy Wafflepants

uhhmmm...waffles! ehh...ok...will probably stick to my old-fashioned-name

squeezit bubble-nose



Oh, Yeah!


That name sounds like i'm going to start a fight with someone...

Crusty Waffle-Chunks

zippy cottiebrain... whats a cottie anyway...

my friends was boobie bubblejuice, beetlejuice's alter ego...ok...

my moms, boobie chickenshorts...riiiiiiiiiight....

Loopy Wafflepants - now that's a name...

zippy girdlebuns

Pinky Bubble Tush

Goober Liver Tushie!!!!!

Boobie Chickennose...

...Chim-chim Applehiney....

squeezit gigglebuns.

( I cheated, I used my middle name instead of my first name. Cuz it would have been poopsie gigglebuns)

Drinky Chickenlips

snotty bubble sniffer

Dorky Girdle fanny

.......well mine is Crust Giggle Face real nice.

Crusty Bubblefanny is the name but you can call me captain crusty or Mr Bubblefanny if your nasty

Crusty Bannasniffer. I don't sniff crusty bannas! I sniff fresh ones!

Zippy Banana Sniffer


it's better than Poopie Rhino face , I'm just gonna go and hide in the corner now .......

Chim-chim Banana-Sniffer

Mr Pinky Gizzard-Pants, actually sounds pretty good

Madame Zippy Girdle Tush....

I can see it now...

"Madame Zippy Girdle Tush's House of Pleasure"

Boobie appletush, now if that's not a pornstar name...i don't know what is...

Pinky Cootiebrain..... I'm pretty sure I called someone this in Kindergarten....

Buttercup Bubblehiney......

Oh yeah, I feel REAL badass now.....

^^ Oh yeah...you are fearsome....

I think it kinda suits you...

LMFAO Glacies!

AHAHAHAHA! LOL!

Chim-chim Applenose

I am now Mr Poopsie Cootiebutt, sounds a bit of a girly name...Oh well.

lmao...