moves to the First Class Section & sits down. The flight attendant watches her
do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for
Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies: "I'm
blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here!" The
flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and copilot that
there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't
move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain
that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her
seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and
I'm staying right here!"
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when
they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde.
I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says
"Oh, I'm sorry," and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make
her move without any fuss.
"I told her,
FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON !!
lol, was funny anyway!! 
