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cookbook
hello,well.....one night i was awakened by a screaming sound.i looked around in my room and realized that i was on the floor.....to be honnest i was kinda scarred so i took a flashlight(and my .22.....)and looked around outside. and what i saw next scared the &$#* outta me...a 7 ft(about...)tall manish thing with wings ,and its body was grey with red eyes starring right into my soul...i dropped my flashlight and started shoooting at the general dirrection but i dont think i hit it....then i ran inside locked the door and hit in the closet until morning.does anyone have and ideas what the hell happened to me?????
FLY SPITTA
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BurnSide
So so.. you woke up haha, and umm, saw a huge humanoid figure with large wings and, hahah, RED EYES, haha and you grabbed your GUN and fired through your window at yon creature, heheh and hid in a closet until sunrise.

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man_in_mudboots
more details, please? for instance, what is the lighting situation around your house? where was the twenty two in relation to your bedroom? how far from the window was the 'thing'? how did it react to the bullets? about how large were its wings? how was your bedroom set up overall?

if i was saw a thing like that, or if i was going to start a thread about a sighting i made up, i think i would be able to elaborate more than a single short paragraph. i also think i would have gotten something a bit more stout than a twenty two.
hunterkiller2001
I smell something.. .and it's Deep...

Maybe it's snow..

Yes thats it!

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Here's a question.. Have you ever actually read the anarchist cookbook?

Section 40 would have would have taught you what to do...

Magikman
My only hope after reading of your 'experience' is that you live in a sparsely populated area, or at the very least in a trailer park surrounded on all sides by immediate family members, so that any casualties caused by your idiotic actions would insure the rapid depletion of an obviously undesirable genetic trait. Good Lord, its times like these that make one wish that people could retract their procreation.

MM
Mentalcase
I couldn't agree more MM. laugh.gif
hunterkiller2001
actually... i have a little BS test , that i hope dosen't invoke the wrath of MM..


how old are you?

have you taken a gun safety course? when/where?

have you had your eyes checked recently? when/where?

whats the Make, model, magazine capacity, and action of that gun?

What brand and type of rounds did you fire? (IMHO I'd have used 22 Magnums.)

Since it's a .22, whats the cartridge length of said rounds?

lastly, whats the Serial number of that gun? It's public information, so it's nothing you can't say. It should be on the reciever of your gun.

don't know where that is? see attached image

no one comment on this till he answers.. whistling2.gif

-HK
Sweetpumper
There was this one time, at band camp.......
cookbook
k ur right ..i made it up kuz i was borred..
i am 12 thought..
and i have read the anarchist cookbook but dont remember the sections (i.e. 40 ). i checked it out from the library.....well c-ya l8r
greychupa
What a retard.
Fluffybunny
QUOTE (the_anarchist_cookbook_recipe99 @ Jul 11 2004, 09:09 AM)
k ur right ..i made it up kuz i was borred..
i am 12 thought..
and i have read the anarchist cookbook but dont remember the sections (i.e. 40 ). i checked it out from the library.....well c-ya l8r

Crimany kid...isn't there better things for you to be doing with your time than coming here and making stuff up?

geez...go fly a kite, play ball, find a new friend, take a summertime grammar course...

I think I just heard your parents telling you to go outside and play. thumbsup.gif
hunterkiller2001
BS test failed!

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Oh, and for future refernce, if you has agreed with me on the .22 magnum rounds, you would have been wrong
BurnSide
What a great addition to the site you are Mr. Anarchist Cookbook.
Saru
What a completely pointless thread.

Cookbook, either make a serious effort to restrain your boredom in future or don't bother posting at all.
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