By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started."

So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished...and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Godiva, and Patron, the Prozac, the last of the Valium, some ice cream, and the rest of the chocolate... You have no idea how freakin good I feel !!!

You have a twisted sense of humor! I like it! You always post funny stuff.

You know that sounds good right about now!