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Nxt2Hvn
A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

So I switched the heads." w00t.gif huh.gif blink.gif


Nordic_Dragon
eeeeeeeeeeww!!!!!!!! thats DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!
wcturnersr
Nxt2Hvn, I used to think that you were so sweet.
babyforrest
w00t.gif That's the last thing I was expecting, especially from you, Heaven.
Sunlit_Coyote
Ewwwwwwwwww............................. tongue.gif
The Krow
sounds like something that I'd do...
Great Big Sea
I read that one in a freaky stories book years ago, yeah it is gross! But funny!
The Cheat
hahahaha ewwww!


I sure didnt expect that.
Loonboy
...snigger...
Seraphina
..... blink.gif I honestly don't know whether to laugh or not....but I think I'll laugh anyway w00t.gif
SerenitysRiver
I'm not wondering at all.

w00t.gif HA! w00t.gif
Pyro Pheenix
ha ha that was funny
nevermind
i like that one that was awsome telll some more
Starlyte
That's great! Disgusting, but great! That last line surprised me! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
mickyboy
i friggin love that joke
Britannica
Wow! That was a surprise! shocking AND funny laugh.gif
dunderhead
w00t.gif Good one Heaven....Laughing my HEAD OFF here!... w00t.gif
Fluffybunny
Isn't that the same joke that ends; she continues to get a bill for 85.00 per month after the funeral. figuring it is a mistake she calls the funeral director to clear things up.

The funeral director says "No mam, it isn't a mistake, when you said to spare no expense in the suit that he was to be buried in, I went out and rented the finest suit I could find..."
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