aww king of the moons, thats so sweet, whose the special lady?

Poems now. O this is something Moe excels in.

This one is for Dot:

"shiver"

brushing teasingly against my lovers mouth,
these cold lips seek warmth.
shivering,
trembling,
she is cornered against a rocky column

cloud peaking moon
our only watchful eye
as waves of the blue pacific caress our naked heels

arms raised towards hidden moon's radiance,
a hastily removed top binds her wrists together
she is at the mercy of my ravishing hands,
hungry lips

would you cry out then my love ?
or after you are consumed ,
shivering,
trembling,
breathless upon the white sand.

this soulful embrace

o my...

awww

may i ask how old you are?

I am glad this jazzes you Dot. Much groove can be accomplished by such ravaging.

Indeed groovy one, much can be accomplished.

Indeed sweet Goddess. There willl be nothing sickly sweet about such an encounter. Those are best left for meatbags who embrace the path of cheese to obtain love.

*whispers softly in Moe's ear*

Moe likes the feeling of Dots warm breath in his ear. It gives Moe chills in a most wholesome way

alright
here's a little something else as i cant write poetry

http://sohnch.natoo.net/wp/sm/images/rose_1024.jpg

and i'm 17

I like giving you chills

that one gave me the shivers

so come on stranger, how old are you?

alright, so am i allowed to know anymore, like where your from?
this mysterious stranger act is kinda appealing though

very nice, England myself

and i do love the American accent, whereabouts are you from? my mum is from south carolina

you dont know where you live?

alright, um cool, well i'm 17 from UK. and kinda lost track of what i was doing?

King of The Moon, your eye is staring at me.

Spooks, Americans have accents?????

yeah american guys have sexy accents, and King i'll be your queen of the moon any day

SPOOKS! ahermmmmm!!!

just having fun firien, nothing else, trust me i've learnt my lesson

ok i got my eye on you LOL im j/k

i'm an angel firien

LMAO!

shush, dont ruin it firien

we see and learn from these things. And now Moe shall atempt to write a cheesy love poem. this is for no one in particular since we are new to these types of cheesy swoon techniques. but make No mistake. Moe is mighty ! the ladies shall soon be drooling for us.


if you were a sock we would never take you off our feet
if you were steak, we would never eat meat

your eyes shine like a polished dime
your love traps us like a boxed up mime

my heart oozes like a shovel of wormy pig guts
the joy you give me makes my laugh sound like Jabba the Hutt's

not a second goes by when i dont think of you
even while I cleaning dog poo

your beauty is like the moon at night
your voice as clear as cats that fight

for you i would eat green eggs and ham
and whatever the hell ryhmes with ham

for you I would jump off the world trade center
but its not there anymore nanner nanner nanner


No need to thank us for making you swoon.

*swoons* o Moe, how do you go?

*swoons*

we thankee. such encouragement will definately inspire future swoonings. for we are Funk Master Mow Flow. We are the Moey Love Crumpet. You must never forget this jive.

Lamo, you are all mad. And thats hard for me to say cause i sold my sanity on ebay

*sits in corner all on her own and is ignored*

awww Alice http://www.lewissommer.com/Flowers/images/...%20enlarged.jpg

*Gives Spooks a big hug for the flower*

Awww pwetty flower....i think i'm gonna puke
Only joking

thats ok ACG

and Kassumi, be nice or i'll give you a flower

NOOOOOO! not flowers, keep it away

Kass this is for you hun...

and another cheesey love poem by Moe. No need to thank us ladies. There is no need we assure you.



If you were a rose I am pricked by your thorns
if you were a goat I am butted by your horns

If you were a dog I would be your fleas
if you were a virus, I would be a disease

My heart aches when I look in your eyes
My pants feel tighter when I'm touching your thighs

If you were too young , I'd be Michael Jackson
If you were a hamburger, you would be in my bun

I am the plaque on your teeth
I am the berry on your wreath
I am the wood of your house
I am the cheese to your mouse



*takes a bow*

yes we know. We do not need to use jedi mind tricks to make the ladies swoon with our cheese. Cheesey liners are what Moe excels in. Once again, there is no need to thank us.

But Moe...you can use Jedi mind tricks on me anytime hun....*swoons*

Out of curiosity... is this a joke from Radio Free Vestibule?

for king, lyrics to one of my favourite songs

http://www.eternallyronan.com/wysnaa.htm