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ummmm.. ok
Full Version: Haunted jesus painting?!
intresting, it haunted, negative, but its jesus, plusplusplus, and it supposedly protects you, plus
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SELL THAT THING ON E-Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN WHY WOULD YOU SELL THAT THING ON E-Bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am telling you, whatever you may be putting up for auction on ebay, just add the word "Haunted" to the title, it will triple the amount of people that come to see what you are offering.
It doesn't matter if it is a painting or a teapot, if it is haunted it is worth more.
What would you rather have:
A Regular cheese grater;
or
A HAUNTED cheese grater?
See what I mean?
It doesn't matter if it is a painting or a teapot, if it is haunted it is worth more.
What would you rather have:
A Regular cheese grater;
or
A HAUNTED cheese grater?
See what I mean?
That thing was so full of typos I'm thinking a 5 year old did it... And that generic closing about clothes was way out of place too...
-Richard-
-Richard-
Fluffy, I will pay you 5 dollars for your cheese grater, unless it really IS haunted, in which case, 15..
.
Hell, take the 15, i want a haunted cheese grater!
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Hell, take the 15, i want a haunted cheese grater!
Just hope that cheese grater won't start floating around trying to murder some. Man would that suck.
I think the haunted cheese grater just lost all of it's value Fluffy, sorry.
| QUOTE (BurnSide @ Jul 26 2004, 10:52 AM) |
| I think the haunted cheese grater just lost all of it's value Fluffy, sorry. |
You're forgetting that the Haunted Cheese Grater™ makes a wonderful gift for that special someone...
I see. So the picture came out alright, but it allowed the house to burn to the ground? Some spiritual protection.
| QUOTE (Fluffybunny @ Jul 26 2004, 07:46 PM) | ||
You're forgetting that the Haunted Cheese Grater™ makes a wonderful gift for that special someone... |
I'd love to have one. So is the chesse grater haunted or does it grate haunted cheese?
it'd be a GREAT stocking stuffer... if they slice their hands pulling it out, it's only b/c it was haunted. The polterguist caused it to happen XD
-Richard-
btw: anybody want a cursed fishing lure? I've never caught a single fish with it? only $50 XD
-Richard-
btw: anybody want a cursed fishing lure? I've never caught a single fish with it? only $50 XD
| QUOTE (Q-La @ Aug 3 2004, 08:25 PM) |
| I'd love to have one. So is the chesse grater haunted or does it grate haunted cheese? |
*imagines grated cheese floating about, saying.. "you grated me......you........ grated me.............."
*goes back to her usual schedule programming*
Cheese Grater? Haunted?
Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm
Prove to me jesus is real, then I believe you.
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It doesn't matter if it is a painting or a teapot, if it is haunted it is worth more.
Well this one doesn't seem to be selling. Maybe it really is haunted.
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Hell, take the 15, i want a haunted cheese grater!
That reminds me so much of an episode of the simpsons where homer forms gang to keep bears out there area because one got lose there.
Lisa: "Look at this rock. Do you see any bears near by. Using your logic I could claim that it actually keeps bears away.
Homer: "Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock."
Who starts of a sales pitch with- Totally? Sounds like Bill or Ted trying to sell some junk.
Totally, Kryso! *Plays totally awesome guitar riff*
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