Oh, I am gonna love being a Cowboys fan this year. T. O. the Wonder Idjit riding the Tour De Oxnard because his hammy hurts.
Wish some of those Old School 'Boys were still around. They would have drug him into the training room and beat the prima donna out of the twerp.
And I still haven't forgiven him for spiking The Star years ago. Bastard.
On a positive note, the QB future looks good, and it is not the Cash pit known as Drew Henson. Team looked very solid with Romo running things in the first game, and they still haven't decided whether or not to wear pads and helmets against the New Orleans 'Aints Monday night. The children of the current Cowboys might also play the entire game as to ensure their father's don't get hurt. Even with the kids the 'Boys ought to win by at least a touchdown.
Even if the Cowboys suck, I'll still have the Saints and Browns to laugh at.

And my division predictions:
NFC East: Philly doesn't have an arena league quality wideout, Eli Manning still isn't truly ready to start and Camp Coughlin should start wearing on the Giants soon and the Cowboys should win the Wild Card, but play games too close to the vest to win more than 10.
Washington gets the division thanks to a brutal ground game and defense.
NFC North:
Green Bay is still weak -- Brett you should have found another team with NFL caliber players, Detroit is still whipping themselves into shape and like Rosie O'Donnell trying to squeeze into a size 16 it'll take a while, Minnesota looks good but has no proven running back or line backing corps.
Chicago wins the division again, Brian Griese is finally shown to be his father's son.
NFC South:
The Saints, nuff said...and laughed at, Atlanta looks good, but Vick still isn't allowed to play his game, and Gruden keeps handcuffing the offense in Tampa (not to mention the Spawn of Simms leads the division in interceptions thrown).
Keyshawn, Keyshawn, we'll miss you, but Carolina will love the clutch first down catches and the coverage drawn away from Steve Smith, even just a little. Carolina wins the division, setting a franchise record for points scored.
NFC West:
49ers, nuff said...and laughed at, St. Louis will no longer be fun to watch, and Holmgren finally gets fired as the entire season turns into a nightmarish replay of the last two minutes of both halves of the Super Bowl for Seattle.
Get your canned peaches, bottled water, and climb into the bomb shelter. The Arizona Cardinals win the division and come just short of the Super Bowl.
NFC Championship: A battered, bloody (thanks to facing Washington in the Divisional Round), but not broken Carolina team beats the Cardinals by a field goal.
AFC East:
Jets are laughable without a running game, Buffalo is even worse and the Patriots appear mortal. Miami takes the division, thanks to growing fat on the succulent meat of the Jets and Bills.
AFC North:
The Browns improve, but Crennel is trying to dig a team out of a hole deeper than Pink Floyd lyrics seem when you're high, McNair gets hurt in Week 1 and the Ravens turn again to Kyle Boller and realize that Brian Billick will be an offensive genius "nevermore!", and Cincinatti drops the black stripes from their unis and plays out the season as the Ohio Penal League All-Stars, finishing just ahead of the Ravens.
Cowher's still the coach, a running game and defense still win, and the Steelers are still division champs.
AFC South:
Houston wishes that they had some kind of actual choice with the #1 pick -- instead of a DE, an all flash no-substance RB, or a championship winning, but scrambling QB -- and fall flat, Tennessee just sucks, again (bring back my Oilers you bastards!) and the Colts miss Edge more than anyone imagined.
Byron Leftwich is tough as nails, Jack Del Rio is equally stout in his leadership and the Jags roll to the division crown.
AFC West:
Citizens of San Diego wake up halfway through the season and are seen beating their heads off walls chanting "Drew Brees, Drew Brees", Kansas City become the Jets West, looking good on paper and fecal on the field, and the Raiders get mistaken for the Crips wherever they go.
Denver rolls to the division crown, Jake Plummer playing his half-retarded a$$ off to no avail as Cutler is still given the QB job after the season.
AFC Championship:
"Who the hell are these guys?!", is the Jacksonville Jaguars team motto as they beat the Dolphins in an all-Florida AFC Championship game.
Super Bowl:
Rednecks celebrate a Super Bowl between Jacksonville and Carolina and the bayou goes insane as Jake Delhomme wins Super Bowl MVP as the Panthers roll over the Jags by two touchdowns.
Hello football!
Hello beer!
Hello couch!
Good-bye giving a crap about anything else on Sunday!