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Loonboy

Jul 28 2004, 10:08 PM

ALL TIME FAVOURITE DODGY PICK-UP LINES:

1. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.

2. Lets play Titanic, when I say 'ICEBERG', you go down.

3. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise.

4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you
wearing a bra?

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by
again?

7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself
in your pants.

8. What time do you have to be in heaven.

9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against
me?

doomgirl

Jul 29 2004, 09:33 AM

QUOTE (Loonboy @ Jul 29 2004, 09:08 AM)

2. Lets play Titanic, when I say 'ICEBERG', you go down.
4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

I like these two the best

Seraphina

Jul 29 2004, 10:05 AM

QUOTE

5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you
wearing a bra?

I'm having some trouble spotting anything but an insult in this one

Reminds me of a line in Tenchi, spoken to Washu...

"Besides....why would I want to be with something were I can't tell the front from the back."

She got burned

wunarmdscissor

Jul 29 2004, 11:36 AM

which of mines was it that worked on you sera??

Starlyte

Jul 29 2004, 09:24 PM

QUOTE

1. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.
4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?

These two are my favorites! LMAO!!

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