looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy
standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis,
3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle,
Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him.
The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says,
"I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch
penis,
my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,
my right testicle weighs 3 pounds
and my name is
Turner Brown."
The small guy says,
"Turner Brown?
Thank God!
I thought you said
"Turn around."
