Unfortunately in this game, there are no lifelines nor cash. Fortunately, it'll be a blast and you might just piss yourself laughing!

If you don't know the rules for THIS game, here it is:

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• Make it Darn Tootin' Funny

First Question:
Before you take a Shower would you:

A: Casually move your clothes to one side of the wall.
B: Use the Toilet, so that your Shower gets warmer.
C: Look at yourself in the Mirror and wink.
D: Practice a Few Notes before you Sing in the Shower.

Use the toilet, so the shower gets warmer (I hate cold showers);

2nd Question:

When putting on a new roll of Toilet Paper do you put it:

A. So as it rolls off, it drapes down the front of the roll;
B. So as it rolls off, it draps down behind the roll;
C. So it's in easy reach on the window sill;
D. So it's secured in between uses in a locked cabinet so ghosts won't flush it down the toilet.

C.

Third Question
ok if you see a hottie would you...

A. trip and fall trying to get their attention
B. try and talk to them
C. poke 'em in the eye to see how they respond
D. take them to lunch

D So it's secured in between uses in a locked cabinet so ghosts won't flush it down the toilet.

Your in battle, but you've run out of full clips. How do you reload your M16?

A. Carefully bullet by bullet into the clip.
B. Smoosh them into the clip as fast as you can.
C. Panic, wet your pants.
D. Ditch the rifle and go for cold steel (They don't like it up 'em!)

Ok, I'm answer two here:

First, Janiel: I would try to talk to them- the simplest approach can be the best sometimes.

Now, Blood Angel: Being a soldier, this is simple for me: First B, then C.

Question:

Which colour is sexier:

A. Black;
B. Red;
C. Green;
D. Is naked a colour?

[EDIT]- There is an edit button that you can use
-UA

I'd have to go with D Regis, D. Final Answer.

When you invite people over to your house do you:

A: Make carefully decorated Invitation Cards and send it through mail.
B: Invite them face to face
C: Attach the note to a rock and throw it at them
D: Grab them by the wrist and drag them to your house.

I invite them Face to Face... harder for them to pretend they didn't know about it.

What fruit reminds you of your last Ex:

A: Pear (thin on top, thick around the bottom);
B. Apple (round through and through);
C. Banana (I'll let the imagination work on that one);
D. Tomato (something you didn't expect them to be).

And YES, the tomato is a fruit.

C rock approach is tried and tested, they always come round if you throw a brick through their window. They also bring guests...usually police officers.

A evil man has just told you hes your father. He proceeds to attack you with a lightbulb, and cut off your right hand. He then says "Join me *your name* and together as father and son we can rule the galaxy!" do you:

A. Whine and scream your head off like a cry baby, and contort your face to look like a gopher. Then throw yourself off a ledge.
B. Fart. All this intense action and stress has given you wind.
C. Accept his proposal and rule the galaxy with a new iron right fist.
D. Ask if it includes a dental plan.

D...you know you can't rule the galaxy without one.

You decide to Rob a bank do you:

A: Ask the Banker to politely open the vault
B: Pull out your weapons and attack
C: Forget what your mission is and decide to withdraw some money
D: Run in and scream out "There's a bomb in the vault open it up"

my mom was a banker so i would use d and then b


you and your band are playing the biggest gig of your life. you get on stage and at the first chourd all of the amps explode. what do you do

a. continue playing (most of the croud are so drunk or stoned their not gonna tell the difference)
B.destroy all the istruments and act like that was the show
C. cut the power and run like your @$$ is on fire before the lights come on
D.tell the cowd that the stage is on fire and that they should run for their lives or be burned to death

D final answer

Q: you run into a wall in a busy area where everyone sees you...?

A)laugh and say you meant to do it
B)collapse and cry in pain
C)act like it didnt happen
D)run away screaming at the top of your lungs

This actually happend to me- except it was a glass patio door i bounced off.

I did D, then when no one was watching, went to the washroom and checked to see how flat my nose was.

Question:

Which super hero would win a Royal Rumble:

A. Batman;
B. Captain Marvel (Shazam);
C. Dom Deluise's character from Cannonball Run;
D. The man in a bunker serveral thousand miles away with his finger on the button to release a nuclear strike.

oood D final answer

if you found a 1000$ would you...?

A)eat it
B)keep it for yourself
C)give to freinds
D)throw it away, who need money anyways

Combination of B and C. I'd split it evenly.

You see one of your male friends hitting on a drag queen. Do you:

A. Warn him- and remind him he owes you big time;
B. Encourage him- and remind you he'll how you big time;
C. Watch him- and remind him about it the next day;
D. Send an attractive woman his way to distract him?

A.

you break your best freinds favorite cup do you...?

A)eat the pieces
B)blame the dog
C)admit it
D)try to fix it only to fail and cry

I'd admit I broke it... but blame his cat for tripping me (he'd believe that).

A UFO abducts you, and the aliens say they're going to give you one super power- which do you choose:

A. X-Ray Vision;
B. Super Stomach;
C. Silky Shiny Hair;
D. The Ability to Know Who Going to Win American Idol Before It Happens.

That'd be number A Stewey1972 a.k.a. Regis. Oh. Did I just say number A, I usually mess up and say number instead of letter...
With X-Ray Vision you can do a lot of stuff, ranging from weird to perverted


You are about to walk past a person with boogers hanging from his/her nose, do you:

A: Say "Excuse me, but you've got a Bat Hanging Loose"
B: Say "Uh, don't you clean your nose, dude"
C: Barf
D: Walk the other way

C. i'd barf

you have three identical things (doesnt matter what) one of them is yours, what do you do?

A)just grab one, like it matters
B)cry till you realize that yours has your name on it
C)use the bathroom, and contemplate
D)forget it, you never liked it anyway

C for Contemplation (is that a word?) That three identical things is quite a riddle, gonna need a toilet seat for that one

Your driving along an unkown road and happen to end up on a fork (2 roads) do you:

A: Turn around, you ain't taken any chances with this one.
B: Send a dove and wonder why you even sent it, when your on land anyway
C: Send a passenger to check it out
D: Time to see which ones best with "Innie Minnie Miny Moe"...

i'd pick E go off roading no but really i'd pick B

you see your mom with a teen guy..so you follow them...you then see them kissing, you...?

A)barf
B)run up to them and proceed to yell at them
C)run away crying, then show up at his house and kill him
D)watch, you think it's funny

Definitely A...damn that's gross

You are painting your friends house do you:

A: Write your name on the wall with paint
B: Help when necessary
C: Have a paint fight
D: Start painting other things like your friends bike or car

hehe A

your eating out at your favorite restaurant when you see a human eye in your soup...you then...

A)eat it, you love eyes
B)realise its your eye and pop it back in
C)barf your eyes out
D)ask for your check

I'd do C, except not with my eyes. Then I'd sue the company and get me some moola

You're shopping at a store with walls made with glass, you see people accidentally walking into them thinkin' nothing is there do you:

A: Laugh everytime someone walks into one
B: Accidentally walk into one yourself and wonder what just happened
C: Paint on them to prevent more accidents
D: Secretly place more glass walls around the store, for more accidents to laugh at

I'd do D... just because it's happened to me, and would find poetic justice in others walking into glass walls.

You're computer is acting up do you:

A. Fix it yourself, because you're as handy as Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor;
B. Take it to the nerd with the pocket protector and taped glasses;
C. Give it to your 90 year old grandmother and say it's a high tech door stop;
D. See how seriously screwed up you can get it before getting it fixed

well id kick it a few times first D.

After seeing that youve completely screwed ur computer you...

a. talk to it nicely while petting it
b. scream..yell and b*tch at it...while shaking the moniter
c. hurl the damn thing out the freakin window and watch it shatter
d. kick the damn hunk o junk a few times...cursing its ever existance.

A maybe it'll forgive you and work again...

you have two pencils one doesnt have an eraser but is otherwise perfect
the other is too short to use but has a perfect eraser and tip you...?

A)rip the eraser off the short one and force it on the other one
B)cry because you need the eraser but you want the longer one
C)ask your teacher for a better pencil
D)tape them together

D- Tape them together.

You're going through your ex's stuff and find some "special" pics of them in the nude do you:

A. Put them back, and wonder why they didn't give them to you in the first place;
B. Keep them, and pull them out now and then to laugh at them;
C. Post them on the 'net;
D. Photoshop them so that they look silly, then smuggle them to their current beau;

why would you even be looking thru that stuff anyways? so A

you see a person talking to themselves while your walking down the street do you...?

A)point and laugh
B)run away scared
C)ask them if they are ok
D)join in the conversation

D... just so that my conversation with myself doesn't seem so weird

You ate the last piece of your spouse's chocolate do you:

A. Buy a fresh one;
B. Make them think they ate it;
C. Blame a non-existant friend;
D. Blame the dog/cat (who you also blame for burping and farting)

The Answer I choose for Stewey's is A, then maybe ask my spouse if I can eat it too

[Edit] Darn, I hate it when i'm too slow and someone answers the question first
This answer is to Janiel's
I'd want to do D, to see whether or not he realizes i'm doing the same thing...

You open your window in the morning, and unexpectedly see an old woman chasing another old woman do you:

A: Yell, "You kids better get off my yard or I'm calling your parents!"
B: Yell, "Stop chasin' my Grandmother you old BAT!"
C: Run outside and talk to these ladies politely
D: Resolve the issue by throwing a cat at the old lady chasin' the other one.

A those damned kids up to no good again...

so accidentally eat a fly in your soup do you?

A)puke it up
B)say "yum that was good" and look for another
C)sue the company that made the soup
D)cry

I'd do C...yup I want me moola Then maybe puke on the floor after.

You happen to find your brother/sister snooping in your room do you:

A: Beat the crap out of them and then ask
B: Throw a cat at him/her (I have no idea why )
C: Tell your mom
D: Close the door and turn off the lights and scare him/her to death

D definatly D

you get caught snooping thru your brother/sisters room do you...?

A)try to run but get caught and cry
B)cry
C)make them thing that you were never there
D)laugh at 'em

C. I'd convince them that it was the cat messing things up again (they'd believe it).

You find yourself waking up behind a bar handcuffed to a telephone pole wearing a diaper do you:

A. Assume the stag party got out of hand;
B. Assume it was $50.00 well spent;
C. Assume there's a non-drunken way to explain this;
D. Assume that you've made a total arse of yourself and start to whimper and cry like a little lost kitten.

I'd have to go with A.

An older person of the opposite sex, winks and flirts with you from a distant, do you:

A: Flirt with them back.
B: Give a bad look
C: Yell "Aaaah someone's stalking me!"
D: Pretend you didn't see him/her

C, damn stalkers...

ok you have 3 sisters one who isnt related but thinks she is, your in love with this sister, how do you tell her you love her and shes not your sister?

A.scream and cry while yelling you love her
B.**** her
C.forget shes too convinced shes your sister
D.tell her the truth

hahahaha b

another musical question

you write a song for your band but they reject it and deside to play somthing else
do you

a. untune their instuments right before show
b.quit the band and watch them suffer from the audience
c. go quietlly long with it like the tool that you are
d. replace all of those f$^%ers and rule the show

C, well my song wouldn't be that great in the first place

You enter into a Birthday Party at a nice Ballroom/restaurant, and you find that you weren't invited by the hosts only by a guest do you:

A: Scream and yell to get your way in
B: Storm out in anger
C: Speak to them and figure out a way to break em' to letting you in
D: Punch them all out and run

D sounds like fun but i'ld probably do C.

Q-You've come home only to see that the police have mistakenly raided your house in hopes of finding the #1 drug smuggler in your city. Do you

A- Raise hell and start taking down badge numbers?
B- Offer to buy some dougnuts as all of you laugh at the mistake?
C- Tell the officers that you dont know anything about any drugs but give them the address of your most hated enemy?
D- Quickly hide the 5 or 6 marajuana plants you have growing in your closet?

I'd do B, because I'll be the one having the last laugh as they say goodbye to their police badges

You're walking along the street when a break dancing competition comes your way do you:

A: Run in and join them
B: Pull out your video camera just for the blooper reel
C: Get some popcorn and watch
D: Call the cops for disturbing your walk

C...

u find yourself floating in a pool of banana peels and asian hobo spit...u..

A, assume it was fun, and go home
B, assume you've been violated and go home
C, assume you've been violated and wait for it to happen again
D, eat a cookie

hehehe A

you gat caught shoplifting by your blabber mouth friend you...?

A)used the duct tape you stole to stick him to a wall in the bathroom
B)beat the snoot out of him
C)offer to split it 50/50
D)turn yourself in so he cant turn you in

B, out of logic...sorry found some mix up in your question.
If I've been caught already then we'd normally assume that the items shoplifted have been confiscated, therefore I cannot duct tape him, split it with him, nor turn myself in.

It was a riddle even though you didn't mean to make one. That was fun.

You happen to drive into a hit and run scene, and you see the victim get out of his totalled (destroyed) car and run after the perpetrator, do you:

A: Call the cops to the scene
B: Stand there and wonder how in the world the person survived
C: Run towards the car and try and steal a few items for yourself
D: Help the victim by giving him a lift then take out your fake cop lights and start the chase (...umm, just in case someone thinks they can do this...they can't, impersonating a cop is illegal...even though it sounds fun )

B. All the way.

You see a shadow shift in the darkness while you're outside taking out trash. Do you:

A. Run like hell.
B. Grab your 12-gauge and open fire.
C. Piss your pants and black out.
D. Call for mommy.

D. but of course hehe

Q: you see your g/f with another guy do you...?

A)realise its her brother and walk up adn say hi
B)kill him
C)kill her
D)walk up and start yelling

D. (even though this doesnt apply to me)

You see a dog going through your garbage you

A. Sit back and watch
B. Smack it
C. Call a tow truck
D. Run around in circles

A. Sit back and watch, whilst taping it on video and sending it off to a video blooper show and collecting $200.


Q: You are in a Zoo, and your child asks if the zebra is black with white stripes, or white with black stripes. What do you do?

A. Tell the child that the zebra is actually Black Beauty that has been graffiti'ed.
B. Have a conversation with the Zebra, and see if it replies 'Yo, man'.
C. Tell the child that the zebra was a white once, and ate too much liquorice.
D. Wonder how you got outsmarted and bamboozled by a 6 year old.

D wonder

Q: you have three doors one leads to death, one leads to your favorite sexual fantasy come true and one leads you to ritches beyond your dreams....door one looks like a normal house door, door two looks like a midevil style drawbridge and door three looks like a door from star trek, which door would you pick...?


A)inny minny minney mo, its the only way to go
B)you always liked the future
C)ooh normal looks safest
D)drawbride=dungeon hehe

A, it's how i make most of my decisions.

Q. You are walking along a pavement and you see a drunk person lying on a front lawn do you:

a. poke them to see if they are alive
b. run away
c. keep on walking
d. call the police
(this has happened to me and a friend (we weren't the drunks either))

I'd eventually do D. The guy could be dead for all I know, and I ain't gonna poke the guy.

You are watching TV when suddenly, a Tornado warning is broadcasting across the Television indicating that a tornado is imminent and is headed your way, do you:

A: Carry whatever you can get in 4 mins and move on out
B: Cry in fear and call the cops
C: Video Tape this awesome spectacle, even though your house will be destroyed
D: Run while screaming, around your neighbourhood, as if your head were cut off