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ames2787
Does anyone have any interesting or spooky stories referring to Stonehenge... I saw a program which listed it as Britain's number one historic site and I thought I'd check it out... news stories, cool websites, anything really also welcome,
hope you can help me!

Cheers,
Amy x grin2.gif
Uncle Meat
wow that was a lot of links. thanks! that must have been a lot of trouble... sad.gif thanks though grin2.gif
ames2787
Thankyou so much for all those links! Can't tell you what a help you've been... thanks for going to so much trouble!

Amy original.gif
matthewgoad
And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn't really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and... we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn't get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one's built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fu** a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.


But they built Stonehenge, and it's built in an area called Salisbury Plain in the South of England. The area of Salisbury Plain where they built it is very ( eerie chanting ), ‘cause that's good, you know. It's a mystical thing; build it in a mystical area. You don't want to build it in an area that's ( singing upbeat jazzy tune ). No, there you build Trump Tower. But yeah, so they built it there. And the stones! The stones are 50 foot high, 30 foot long, 20 foot deep, and other measurements as well! And they’re not from ‘round there, that's the amazing thing! Remember, this is B.C. ( mumbles). This was before the B.C./A.D. changeover, when everyone was going, “Is it A.D. yet?” ( mimes adjusting watch ) You didn't have to wind your watch back, you had to get a new bloody watch! “Oh, it’s A.D., isn’t it? Fu***ng ‘ell!” And the Muslim people going, "A.D? Who's he?" Yes. ( hearty laugh from audience member ) Good laugh there!

So, yeah, the stones are from 200 miles away, in Wales, so these guys in Wales were obviously carving the rocks out of the very living mountain... "Fantastic, building a henge, are we? That's a fantastic idea! That's a marvelous religion the Druids have got! Yes, got a lot of white clothing, I like that. There we go!" And they smashed out a huge stone and then they put tree trunks down to roll it along on.


"All right, walk it along, here we go, here we go."

"Help you push 'em along? It's not far, is it?"


And the Druids going,


"Heave, everyone, heave! Well done, everyone, you're doing very well! You'll love it when you see it. I've seen some of the drawings already, it's very special."


After 200 miles…


"You fu***** bastards! You never told us 200 miles! 200 miles in this day and age - I don't even know where I live now! ( sighs ) I wish the Christians would hurry up and get here!"


And they set all the stones up and the Druids still there tinkering around going,


"No, that stone and this one - can we swap them around?"

aquatus1
It's also worth noting that Stonehenge isn't the only circle of stones around. They are fairly common in England. Stonehenge is popular, I suspect, due to easy freeway access.
ames2787
Maybe I should go there one day... discover my heritage and all that, just have to stick with Dudley Castle for the moment though hehehe
artrox
Have any of you seen This is Spinal Tap? There is a hilarious sequence doing a number on Stonehenge...one of my fav. movies. original.gif
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