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wazoo
Just fill in the blank after the question "Wouldnt it be great if....."

Wouldnt it be great if......

wouldnt it be great if we lived in peace instead of war

wouldnt it be great if i got this stupid monkey off my back it really hurts lol

BurnSide
wouldn't it be great if mosquitoes were actually flying lumps of chocolate.
zygon
wouldnt it be great if we could solve the chupa 'mystery' once and for all so it didnt keep creeping into every thread

SEE! there it is again ^^^
Janiel
Wouldn't it be great if i were doing work instead of browsing UM.....NOT!
BurnSide
Wouldn't it be great if i had a zillion bucks. I'd give you all a billion.
Janiel
wouldnt it be great if you could give 8000+ people a billion each with only a zillion?
seventh_son
Wouldn't it be great if we could sleep while we work?
BurnSide
Wouldn't it be great if we could sleep.

..

What? I'm tired damnit.
zygon
wouldnt it be great to have a faster computer disgust.gif
tendo
wouldn't it be great if i inherited Nintendo?
Shakezulah
wouldnt it be great if we were born knowing everything we needed to know for life so we didnt have to struggle through school?
OneEye
Wouldn't it be great to have no money in the world, but you can get anything you want? But that would suck unless...

Wouldn't it be great if nobody did anything wrong?
Dancing_Dumplings
...if SATs were banned and burned? grin2.gif
...if the clouds rained down gumdrops and lemon drops? tongue.gif no really lol wouldnt it be cool?
...if china stopped being a communist country disgust.gif
...if mosquitoes never existed!! they are evil i tell you eevviiilllll!!! grin2.gif
...if you could know all the languages in the world
...if i could learn my own language lol *grumbles*
...if the rainforest wasnt 1/3...i think... dystroyed
...if the great barrier reef wasnt 1/2 dead crying.gif
Scorpius
Wouldn't it be great if all the UM members went for a cruise for free?
Dancing_Dumplings
...if we could fly grin2.gif
Talon
... if I could speak Japanese
... if there was world peace
... good things for the Rainforest
... and world Socialism
Janiel
QUOTE (tendo @ Aug 23 2004, 03:24 PM)
wouldn't it be great if i inherited Nintendo?

...if i inherrited the BloodRayne franchse grin2.gif
BurnSide
If Milla Jovovich was my love slave in chains.

Aryeah.
Janiel
QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 23 2004, 05:12 PM)
If Milla Jovovich was my love slave in chains.

Aryeah.

i have to agree with you there...
Daughter of the Nine Moons
If Burnside gave me a billion bucks grin2.gif
BurnSide
If we could have an offical SNBUN meet, complete with golden jedi chairs for the council.
AztecInca

Wouldn`t it be great if all UM members were to become the ruling government of earth and all debate judges were kings!!!

.....if we found what was hiding in the great pyramids.

......if cures for all illnesses were created.

......if we fixed the environment.

......if i was a multi -zillionare!!! thumbsup.gif
zygon
wouldnt it be great if...

...tha package i have to wait in for came now so i could actually go out today <.<

...if i had enough money to afford the computer i want

...if there was world peace

...if i had a genie that could grant me all of these things

...if i could own slipknot!!
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 23 2004, 11:15 PM)
If we could have an offical SNBUN meet, complete with golden jedi chairs for the council.

I'd like a golden Jedi chair...It'd be groovy laugh.gif
Graphixman
Wouldn't it be great if my fingers "always" smelled like fish grin2.gif
Dancing_Dumplings
....if i could have a giant stack of buttermilk pancakes...toast...orange juice...*droools*...ok time for breakfast lol grin2.gif
reese2
Wouldn't it be great if....



there was no hunger in the world?


Why, yes it would. dontgetit.gif huh.gif
ames2787
Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could just be happy!

Ames original.gif
Janiel
....I ruled to world...
KindredSpirt4125
Wouldn't it be great if I could afford to go to Scottland???!!! Oh, or win the lottery. Hmmm, but I could go to Scottland if I won the lottery. huh.gif
thebarman
...alcohol was free and it never gave you a hangover wacko.gif
The Cheat
video games were affordable

I had a 68 shelby Gt

school started at noon, so i could sleep in

all the classes at school were electives

penguins lived in the united states

I was realy a Jedi, and could use the force at my will

All of us from UM could meet in person
Disinterested
Wouldn't it be great if....

... I didn't have to sign a one-year lease everytime I moved?

... pets pooped gold?

... I had a constant supply of beer in my fridge?
tendo
QUOTE
All of us from UM could meet in person


umm..no...ph34r.gif
Janiel
QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 25 2004, 08:46 AM)
school started at noon, so i could sleep in

our schools considering that... grin2.gif

...if i owned a Corvette and a Mclaren
...if i had an infinate supply of Pepsi
QUOTE
All of us from UM could meet in person

only the active users tongue.gif
Me_Again
Wouldn't it be great if...
We lived in synchronicity
The flowers could talk...
Janiel
...if life didnt suck...
...if we had world peace
...if i wasn't bored...
The Cheat
QUOTE (Janiel @ Aug 25 2004, 03:30 PM)


...if i owned a Corvette and a Mclaren
...if i had an infinate supply of Pepsi
QUOTE
All of us from UM could meet in person

only the active users tongue.gif

naturally...but now that i think about it, its not a good idea. We'd prolly end up debating something dumb, which would turn into a fight, and everyone would be choosing sides and BA and Falco would be runnin around wreaking general havoc... it would be like the war of Moe all over again, except fighting each other instead of clones and smelly demons.

Janiel
QUOTE (The Cheat @ Aug 26 2004, 05:15 PM)
QUOTE (Janiel @ Aug 25 2004, 03:30 PM)


...if i owned a Corvette and a Mclaren
...if i had an infinate supply of Pepsi
QUOTE
All of us from UM could meet in person

only the active users tongue.gif

naturally...but now that i think about it, its not a good idea. We'd prolly end up debating something dumb, which would turn into a fight, and everyone would be choosing sides and BA and Falco would be runnin around wreaking general havoc... it would be like the war of Moe all over again, except fighting each other instead of clones and smelly demons.

...and i started biting people tongue.gif

...i ruled the world...
Me_Again
Wouldn't it be great if...
food was produced without preservatives
recycling was mandatory
Jesus came back...
Pyro Pheenix
cool.gif wouldn't it be great if the world was cadbury's? *sings the rest of the song*. sorry it's a tv ad here and i couldn't resist thumbsup.gif cool.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
If the work week was only 2 days and the weekend 5
MichaelS
Wouldn't it be great if:

Humanity could over-come once and for all the predator within us that causes to harm those around us. If, unlike parasitic lifeforms, we could truly come to a mutually beneficial relationship with our environment. If we could all find the love and happiness we crave in our lives.
BurnSide
QUOTE (Disinterested @ Aug 25 2004, 03:26 PM)

... pets pooped gold?

We'd be up to our knees in gold instead. laugh.gif
Disinterested
And wouldn't that be so much better? laugh.gif
The Cheat
QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 27 2004, 01:56 PM)
QUOTE (Disinterested @ Aug 25 2004, 03:26 PM)

... pets pooped gold?

We'd be up to our knees in gold instead. laugh.gif

with that much gold, it wouldnt be worth anything!
Disinterested
hahahaha good point! laugh.gif
ames2787
yeh, but it would be prettier lol
MichaelS
*imagining gold ferret poop*

blink.gif

I don't want to discuss that image... nope... uh unh... not a chance...
ames2787
it'd be greater, if ONLY your pet pooped gold!
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