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Disinterested
Three men were talking about their teenage daughters:
The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked".
The second says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".
Then the third speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a penis".
BurnSide
ahahahahahahahahhaahahhahnis.
MichaelS
Disinterested- I rate that joke a 10/10. laugh.gif
Disinterested
Thx guys laugh.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
laugh.gif very funny!
Janiel
hmm was the third father blond...?
mr_halo
well did she have a penis?
doomgirl
laugh.gif another blonde joke thumbsup.gif
OneEye
For men, it is not blonde hair... I think it's just all of us...
Shakezulah
hahahahahahaha.....thats great. good one Disinterested! thumbsup.gif
Pyro Pheenix
cool.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif lmfao cool.gif
kreestar
grin2.gif rofl. That was a good one.
Michelle
w00t.gif w00t.gif w00t.gif Thanks I needed that! Great way to atart the weekend. tongue.gif
cor_raven
at least she using protection dontgetit.gif
Boff
To funny
AtticusBlueprint
grin2.gif laugh.gif das good
seventh_son
< smiles> LOL good one!!!
tendo
i honestly thought it was goin in a totally different direction! HAHA great one
KT

LOL i like that joke

grin2.gif i dont live with my dad so i dont think i'll be running into those problems thumbsup.gif
Talon
QUOTE
"That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank".


Thats nothing to worry about tongue.gif
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