Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit Australia
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it again!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and keep chewing!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!
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