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wazoo
I hate the enzyte commercial with Bob. He just sits there and smiles . You don't know how many times I've just wanted to find this "Bob" and beat him up. He won't be smiling then. And that annoying song they play in the background, with the people whistling...That song just gets stuck in my head and it's just so annoying! Bob and his enzyte just ruin my day...

riotboy555
i hate that commercial too laugh.gif
Fluffybunny
I bought Tivo and now pretty much skip commercials...worth every dime if you ask me.

I think that any commercial that shows men as being innept in any skill required to run a home or parent a child. Somehow men in commericals are unable to cook or clean, shop at the store, take care of a child; you name it. It is frustrating and it is just as sexist as showing women that don't know how to drive or can't take care of themselves...

There is a latenight ad that plays here that is for a "male enhancement" drug(read:snakeoil) in which a guy in a deli is making veiled comments about a mans size all while having his had on a 2 foot long 4 inch diameter salami that is pointing upwards out of a slicing machine.

I thought for sure it was a parody the first time I saw it, but it is real.
Disinterested
"Hey man are you gellin'?"

"There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'."

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Panthera leo atrox
"Wanna wanna, wanna Fanta!"

Auuggg!!!! eyecrazy.gif abduct.gif
Disinterested
Oh what about that skittles commercial where the rapping grandma flashes the poor kid?

That one was disgusting.
Panthera leo atrox
oo, I'm glad we don't get that one! blink.gif
Disinterested
Yeah, you are lucky.

*shudders*
Tillghast
Wait, what about the Quizno's fur balls! they were awsome!!! laugh.gif
Disinterested
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Those Quiznos commercials were SO WIERD! I saw one for the first time when I was stoned, and for a minute I was wondering if there was something wrong with the weed I smoked. hahaha!!!!!!!
ChrisC098
The feel good fashion comercials.
Michelle


This is kind of ironic....hesitates.... but I really hate the Oscar Myer wiener song. whistling2.gif
ames2787
i hate the as that states that somerfields handy.

simply cos its not, the nearest one is 2 towns away so its a blatant lie!!!

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OneEye
I don't like the new Skittles one with the guy in the eagles nest... It just really freaks me out for some reason. I like the Geico commercials though, the humor me. Especially the squirrel and deer ones.
BurnSide
I also hate a skittles commercial.

There's one with a grandma and grandfather and their grandson. He gives them skittles. Suddenly the grandfather starts spinnin beats on a record and the grandma gets up and starts rapping and then flashes.

I hate that commerical SO MUCH. GOD WHAT A STUPID IDEA>
Disinterested
QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 28 2004, 07:15 PM)
I also hate a skittles commercial.

There's one with a grandma and grandfather and their grandson. He gives them skittles. Suddenly the grandfather starts spinnin beats on a record and the grandma gets up and starts rapping and then flashes.

I hate that commerical SO MUCH. GOD WHAT A STUPID IDEA>

I already said that one! tongue.gif
BurnSide
Well, i hate it too. tongue.gif
Fairie
All I can say is I'm really glad I live on this side of the atlantic!

My least favourite advert is the 'Just for Men' one, it hasn't changed in about ten years so I'm sick to death of it anyway and the bloke looks a right tosser to begin with, let alone when hes got blatently dyed hair. Plus, the only person I've ever known who bought the stuff said it stinks soooo much, that he wouldn't even put it on his head. thumbdown.gif
Disinterested
I also pretty much hate any McDonald's commercial that tries to pass itself off as cool.

McDonald's is so gross and trashy.
BurnSide
haha ghettoooo McDonalds with it's bling and lowriders.

Eat at McDicks yo, it's what the ganstas do.
Disinterested
Exactly. How horrible.
Fairie
Look on the bright side, at least you don't get the truly awful maccy dees ad with the style challenged guy with the bad haircut and the really bad rap.
BurnSide
We got that for milk instead.

Drink milk yo, it goes straight to yo bones, i say whut whut, drink milk, what yo sayin, drink milk, whut whut.
Disinterested
Oh yeah the rapping farmers.

Such horrible commercials. The things they'll come up with...
AtticusBlueprint
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Eat at McDicks


McDicks! blink.gif I really wouldn't want to eat there, sounds like a bad pronstar name.BTW I hate those swiffer commercials.
seventh_son
I absolutely can't stand the commercial for Mitzibishi where the latin girl and 2 men are driving along and the gal is dancing in her seat. I just wanna bop her one!
BurnSide
QUOTE (AtticusBlueprint @ Aug 28 2004, 03:19 PM)
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Eat at McDicks


McDicks! blink.gif I really wouldn't want to eat there, sounds like a bad pronstar name.BTW I hate those swiffer commercials.

McDicks = McDonalds. lol
AtticusBlueprint
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McDicks = McDonalds. lol


Ohhhhhh, well I thought Mickie D's sounds more gangster than McDicks wacko.gif
The Banana Pie Eater!
I HATE MC DONALDS!
In the commercials ther always Ronald Mc Donald!
And he is like my enemy!!!!
MY NEMESIS!!!!
He trying to poising us all!
BurnSide
Over here they've long since retired Ronald. It's all ganstas and popstars now.
Fairie
QUOTE
We got that for milk instead.

Drink milk yo, it goes straight to yo bones, i say whut whut, drink milk, what yo sayin, drink milk, whut whut.


A small quote from the english ad:

"hey barman, some mistake surely, I'm paying for a beer I'm not paying for a brewery"

Sometimes I really connect with the americans who hang statues of Ronald Macdonald.
freaky6
i hate the new viagra commercial, it's so stupid...there's this man and his wife walking down a street and the guy is grossly looking at women's underwear with a "devilish" grin and his wife is dumbly giggling beside him
Tillghast
I hate the Trojan commercials.

Hasent anyone heard of a Trojan Horse?
dunderhead
QUOTE (BurnSide @ Aug 28 2004, 08:50 PM)
Over here they've long since retired Ronald.

Well sorry to p*ss you off but I've brought him back!!! w00t.gif
Disinterested
Dunder, you've just made the list!!!!! mad.gif
colorless
That commercial where there's like 50 women showing their stomachs.

And that Pepto Bismol commercial.
"Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!"

But I do love that Starbucks commercial with Survivor (Glen Glen Glen!) and those Citi Identity Theft commercials grin2.gif
OneEye
Oh, I really hate those Brush-up commercials, too. "Rip, slip, brush, ah."

Sounds like how to put a you-know-what on. huh.gif
The Cheat
QUOTE (seventh_son @ Aug 28 2004, 03:20 PM)
I absolutely can't stand the commercial for Mitzibishi where the latin girl and 2 men are driving along and the gal is dancing in her seat. I just wanna bop her one!

oo that is an old one, but i hate it

also, Raymore and Flannagan commercials... ALL OF THEM. I dont know if any of you have them, but its a furniture store, and its commercials are not only totally gay, but soo ANNOYING. I have convinced my family to boyvott the store for this reason.

o and those 'whats in your wallet' commercials for capital one. most of em are so dumb.
mr_halo
well in the uk at the moment theres an advert for charmin toilet rool, and its got these two "sisters" in, and it justs annoys me so much, grrrrrrr disgust.gif
Subtemperate
We have an advert, and the advert itself i dont mind...Just its effect.

A guy walks up to a busy bar thiking "2 gin and tonics, two vodkas and a scotch"... he thinks this two times obviously trying to make sure he remembers. He turns to the bar person and his jaw drops. He says "5 cougars thanks".... and the camera shows the women whois ...filling her top very well so to speak, and has cougar written acorss her breats.....

I dont mind the ad, but just try ordering a cougar from a barwoman... without them giving you an evil look....
FLY SPITTA
I hate all commercials except Jack In th Box ones. There funny as hell! laugh.gif
Dowdy
i hate the Chris & Marie's plant farm commercials. They are such hillbillies. They give me the shits...

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gufzoo
UGH, how I hate this commercial!!!

It's in a college lecture room. Everyone's sitting there when this blonde girl stands up and starts screaming and shouting with joy about how much she loves - get this - AIR!!! It's some jeans commercial, and it makes me want to shoot my tv every time I see it... gunsmilie.gif
Disinterested
Oh yeah those Old Navy ads are terrible. disgust.gif
Shakezulah
i hate any commercial where they make a car seem like a movie. for some reason that pisses me off
kikuchiyo
i study ads and the worst ad i've seen (as an illustrator) is the old navy ad campane (little dog thing...made me sick), but as a human it was the puma "stain" one.
Talon
Sports adverts
Talon
Any for Big Brother tongue.gif
Talon
I imported DBZ Movie 9, and there was a US ad for some tiny little remote control dino toys called Metriods or something..... it wqs ssssooooo cheesy.

You just couldn't get away with that here.
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