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Daughter of the Nine Moons
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As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

linky
Disinterested
Boooooo! I got Blair too.
_hAiLO_
HAHA, RUN!!! I AM SADDAM HUSSEIN!!
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I shall have nukes, and i'll own the middle east laugh.gif !! gunsmilie.gif
AtticusBlueprint
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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared.

LOL, I love Saddam on South Park, his voice is so funny

Saddam on South Park

The Banana Pie Eater!
Blair...
Whatever!
I wouldnt do that to my people anyway!
Falco Rex
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Well done Comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not busy giving speeches about how everybody is equal in the Communist society, you're busy living the high life while millions starve, freeze, or get worked to death. You zany person,you!

...Guess I'll have to show you Blair and Hussein amatuers how to run a country..Into the ground, that is.. tongue.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Aug 28 2004, 04:54 PM)
...Guess I'll have to show you Blair and Hussein amatuers how to run a country..Into the ground, that is.. tongue.gif

Comrade Falco....Nyet nyet Soviet tongue.gif
Falco Rex
*Falco takes off shoe and pounds it on table*..We will bury you!! disgust.gif

.Anyone who gets that is probably with me on the old train.. rolleyes.gif
seventh_son

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

Novo
[IMG]http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Castro.jpg[/IBy dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a startMG]
Janiel
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!


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Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Aug 28 2004, 05:18 PM)
*Falco takes off shoe and pounds it on table*..We will bury you!! disgust.gif

.Anyone who gets that is probably with me on the old train.. rolleyes.gif

"my vas pokhoronim" Nikita Khrushchev 1956 tongue.gif
kingsfan
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little sh**!


lmao i knew that was coming thumbsup.gif hey wait a second im not short or a dark austrain i have blonde hair and blue eyes grin2.gif
GeneralBender
QUOTE (Janiel @ Aug 29 2004, 12:47 AM)
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!


f*** disgust.gif

yes! tongue.gif
Janiel
QUOTE (GeneralBender @ Aug 28 2004, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE (Janiel @ Aug 29 2004, 12:47 AM)
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!


f*** disgust.gif

yes! tongue.gif

whats that supposed to mean tongue.gif
AztecInca

Tony blair!!! hes blody british I`m an aussie!!! I am outraged, a brit, a brit , a bloomy brit.....oooo I do sound a bit like one there and my country is part od the commonwealth but ..... A BLOODY BRIT!!!! Lol, just joking or am I?!?!?! tongue.gif

Tia
Tony Blair also,

AztecInca, laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Tillghast

Stalin!
Arashi Ravenblade
i got saddam you know im beginning to see a pattern to these tests i take
Dowdy
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Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead




DAMN! Was trying to get Bin Laden. Close enough tongue.gif
Dowdy
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Tony blair!!! hes blody british I`m an aussie!!! I am outraged, a brit, a brit , a bloomy brit.....oooo I do sound a bit like one there and my country is part od the commonwealth but ..... A BLOODY BRIT!!!! Lol, just joking or am I?!?!?!


If you wanted an Aussie, particularly Howard, then you'll have to change the questionaire to 'Which ass kisser are you' tongue.gif
mr_halo
i got tony blair, but hes hardly a dictator, hes just a dick, ah well, i just picked any answers anyway...atleast it picked me someone british to match the fact that i'm british....but tony blair disgust.gif
Talon
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
tendo
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Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you?
not to burst the bubble here, but...if he had control of the media, so they never said n e thing bad against him...y is it, that n e time he's IN the media, its saying sumthing bad against him? hm?
MichaelS
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!


Well... ain't that a stinker? And he can't help it if aliens removed his brain, and his father was a baboon!
snuffypuffer
Tony frikkin Blair. Waste of time. Man.
orangeblossom
Noooooooooooooooo!, I'm Tony Blair crying.gif whistling2.gif
Dancing_Dumplings
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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

OMG!! lmao crap! thats not a good sign lol

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So "daddy's little boy" is after you now.

LMAO!! bring it on!!!! gunsmilie.gif laugh.gif gunsmilie.gif

and poor janiel lol
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