Uncle Meat
Aug 29 2004, 04:45 AM
"i cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary"
"what am i going to do with forty subcriptions to 'Vibe' ?"
.....those are just a few of the great quotes i love in office space, what are yours?
Boff
Aug 29 2004, 05:19 AM
oh man, I LOVE this movie. Its honestly TO funny. A classic!
Most of my favourite quotes are a little to..obscnce for these forums..
But i do love, "Has..anyone seen my stapler?" Atleast I think Marvin said that, damn i just love that movie!
Sweetpumper
Aug 29 2004, 05:55 AM
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Uncle Meat
Aug 29 2004, 06:02 AM
yeah thats halarious! even more so because earlier somebody said what youd do with a million dollars is what you want in life or something....

great stuff.
i like the part when they are hugging and that guy says "get a room you too!"
Mentalcase
Aug 29 2004, 05:59 PM
I love this movie...
"You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright."
Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
HAHAHA
Uncle Meat
Aug 30 2004, 04:03 AM
| QUOTE (Mentalcase @ Aug 29 2004, 10:59 AM) |
| Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? |
mr_halo
Aug 31 2004, 05:08 AM
Peter..... I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence....Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh**.
haven't watched this movie in so long, funny as though....
i LOVE that movie
"thats my stapler"
Sweetpumper
Sep 1 2004, 04:42 AM
Yeah, I'm doin' the drywall at the new McDonald's down there.
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