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Uncle Meat
"i cant believe what a bunch of nerds we are looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary"

"what am i going to do with forty subcriptions to 'Vibe' ?"


.....those are just a few of the great quotes i love in office space, what are yours?

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Boff
oh man, I LOVE this movie. Its honestly TO funny. A classic!

Most of my favourite quotes are a little to..obscnce for these forums..

But i do love, "Has..anyone seen my stapler?" Atleast I think Marvin said that, damn i just love that movie!
Sweetpumper
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.

Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Uncle Meat
yeah thats halarious! even more so because earlier somebody said what youd do with a million dollars is what you want in life or something.... grin2.gif great stuff.

i like the part when they are hugging and that guy says "get a room you too!"
Mentalcase
I love this movie...

"You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright."


Bob Slydell: What would you say ya do here?
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?


Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.


HAHAHA
Uncle Meat
QUOTE (Mentalcase @ Aug 29 2004, 10:59 AM)
Tom Smykowski: Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

that is one of the best scenes! soooo funny laugh.gif laugh.gif

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mr_halo
Peter..... I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.

Lawrence....Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do sh**.

haven't watched this movie in so long, funny as though.... tongue.gif
KT
i LOVE that movie


"thats my stapler"
Sweetpumper
Yeah, I'm doin' the drywall at the new McDonald's down there.
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