'.........Martin, you should know, is a devout Christian of a somewhat rigid disposition. He has little time for anything that smacks of the occult or arcane. (Isn't it a strange thing that so many so-called 'religious' individuals cannot make the intellectual leap from their faith to a more general acceptance of matters spiritual and paranormal!? But I digress! Back to Martin!)
Having checked into his hotel in an ancient central Scottish city, Martin ate a passable meal in the restaurant before retiring to his room, intending to bathe and have an early night: his appointment the following morning was both early and very important!
Relaxed by his bath, Martin crawled under the heavy quilt and soon drifted off to sleep.......
Suddenly he was rudely awaken by the sensation of someone... or thing...sitting down heavily at the end of the bed. For what seemed minutes, Martin could not bring himself to pull the covers from his face to investigate the unwelcome visitor. Abruptly, Martin found his mind filled with graphic and vivid images of a very sexual nature: we shall not be more explicit in this forum! To his somewhat puritanical soul, this was more than Martin could stand! He threw back the quilt and sought the author of his interrupted sleep......
There, seated at the end of the bed, was a semi-transparent naked female, leering at him lasciviously! Falling back on his faith, Martin closed his eyes and began to pray. After a while, the unwanted images in Martin's tortured mind began to fade.....When Martin finally summoned the steel to open his eyes, so too had the strange presence .....
Following a completely restless night, Martin checked out: needless to say, his subsequent nights in Scotland were spent at a more modern hotel!'
Hhmmmmmmmmmmmm...............now I dont know about you, but nearly ALL the blokes I know would jump at the chance of this happening
So anyway - what was it?
A dodgey haggis?
A dream?
Sleep Paralysis?
Or something more sinister..........?
Hammy x x x