A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG BuBBa standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.

The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, What's wrong with you?

In a weak voice the little guy says, What EXACTLY did you say to me?

The big dude says, I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, and I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my
Name is Turner Brown.

The small guy says, Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around.

I've heard that one... funny.

lmaorof wow that is so funny!

Heard that before, i think it was posted here not to long ago, but it's still hilarious!!

Oops sorry if it was already posted.

Dot

go dot!!! haha

awsome Dot, very funny