Ways to catch on Fire!
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Follow the fire trucks and then walk into the burning house.
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Pour gasoline all over yourself and pull out your Zippo!
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Walk backwards into a bonfire.
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Drop a candle on yourself.
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Pay someone to set you on fire!
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Knock the Menorah over.
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Play catch with torches.
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Wire yourself to explosives.
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Pretend to be an unexperienced chemist!
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Light a match while surrounded by burping cows!


whats a menorah?

lol

a menorah is the candlestick used in Hannaukah. It has eight candles and one is lit every night of the holiday, if im not mistaken

what no play with flamethrowers in a paper and oil factory?

what about walking into a bonfire forwards?

**giggle**
I tried to light myself in fire the other day.
didn't work though.

why would anyone want to set themselves on fire?

have i missed something here?

It's called pyromania....I think.....

YUP

but what about playing with a flamethrower at a gas station....?

setting yourself on fire and then accidentally jumping into a gasoline-ridden lake is a sticky situation

Why not try and juggle some molotov cocktails?!

Instead of paying someone to light you on fire, just find a pyromanic, they`ll do it for free!

Ahhh... molotov cocktail... now here's one strong drink that alkys can't handle

how about practicing your fire breathing skills in an oil refinery?

or telling a pyromaniac 'i bet you 50 bucks you wouldnt dump alcohol on my shoe and light it'

or lighting fireworks on top of a keg of gunpowder

*is a true pyromaniac* lol *runs around while trying to pull the trigger of a blowtorch while facing the nozzle towrds his face*