Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog... Bites
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Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog.
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Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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German Shepherd 85 lb. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... Been out a while.
Better be a reward.
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1 Man, 7 Woman hot tub -- $850/offer.
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Snow Blower for Sale -- Only used on snowy days.
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Cows, Calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
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Hummers Largest Selection Ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!"
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Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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Nice parachute: Never opened - Used once.
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit
sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7-$9 per hour.
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Joining Nudist Colony! Must sell Washer &Dryer $300.
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Alzheimer's Center Prepares for An Affair to Remember.
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Open House: Body Shapers Toning Salon. Free coffee &donuts,
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For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
45 volumes. Excellent Condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month. Husband knows
everything.