Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog... Bites
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Free puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog.
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Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
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German Shepherd 85 lb. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... Been out a while.
Better be a reward.
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1 Man, 7 Woman hot tub -- $850/offer.
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Snow Blower for Sale -- Only used on snowy days.
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Cows, Calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
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Hummers Largest Selection Ever - "If it's in stock, we have it!"
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Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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Nice parachute: Never opened - Used once.
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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit
sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7-$9 per hour.
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Joining Nudist Colony! Must sell Washer &Dryer $300.
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Alzheimer's Center Prepares for An Affair to Remember.
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Open House: Body Shapers Toning Salon. Free coffee &donuts,
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For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanica.
45 volumes. Excellent Condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month. Husband knows
everything.

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Nice parachute: Never opened - Used once.
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oh! where can i buy it? is it still for sale?

hahahahaha they're all brilliant.

nice one

I love looking through Classified Ads for things like that.

Great stuff, thanks for the smiles!

hahahaha

That was an awesome Friday joke. Thx Doomie!

love 'em all....poor gay bull, no one wants him

ROFLMAO

groovy Doomie