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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
Frostbite
yeah, it's simple
and old....
awwwwww u guys are so harsh 
lol!!!!
It cheered me up D12, thanks
lol!!!!It cheered me up D12, thanks
Thanks Snow! I told you it was a SIMPLE JOKE Doom!
I told you it was a SIMPLE JOKE Doom!
That was pretty funny. Come up with more like that.
What do you call a French man wearing a pair of shoes on his head?
Philippe Flop
hehehehe
Philippe Flop
hehehehe
I don't get it. ^^^ 
ohh like flip-flop, as in the sandals
Q: what did the cuticle say to the hangnail?
A: Your ripping me off!
Q: what did the cuticle say to the hangnail?
A: Your ripping me off!
QUOTE(D12 @ Sep 7 2004, 12:41 AM)
I don't get it. ^^^
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And you doubted my intelligence hahaha.
I said you were not the brightest crayon in the box I never said that I was.
But I'm quite bright so I am the brightest crayon in the box
Just cos I'm not psychic doesn't mean I'm not bright
Just cos I'm not psychic doesn't mean I'm not bright
QUOTE(ames2787 @ Sep 6 2004, 05:03 PM)
But I'm quite bright so I am the brightest crayon in the box
Just cos I'm not psychic doesn't mean I'm not bright
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Just cos I'm not psychic doesn't mean I'm not bright
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I am sure your bright, but I doubt the brightst. haha I'm just messing around.
A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman... "have you seen my brother"
the barman says... "i dunno whats he look like?"
the barman says... "i dunno whats he look like?"
.....*cricket chirping*.....
what dont u get that one either?
QUOTE(ames2787 @ Sep 6 2004, 02:12 PM)
A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman... "have you seen my brother"
the barman says... "i dunno whats he look like?"
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the barman says... "i dunno whats he look like?"
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LMFAO!!!!!!! good one
I'm so glad someone gets it!
It's my dads favourite joke... tells it all the time, with variations, replacing penguin with lion, zebra or whatever.... or chupa!
Nah he's never done that cos I don't spose he's even heard of one!
A chupa walks into a bar... I can see a whole genre being born lol.
It's my dads favourite joke... tells it all the time, with variations, replacing penguin with lion, zebra or whatever.... or chupa!Nah he's never done that cos I don't spose he's even heard of one!
A chupa walks into a bar... I can see a whole genre being born lol.
QUOTE(ames2787 @ Sep 6 2004, 05:32 PM)
what dont u get that one either?
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.......no
D12 whats not to get about the penguin joke please?
hahahaha nice ames
Ok... don't make me break out my cheesy jokes here folks... LOL
Hehehe thanks Burnsy....
A zebra walks into a bar and says to the barman... have you seen my brother... the barman says "i dunno whats he look like"
hehehehehe
A zebra walks into a bar and says to the barman... have you seen my brother... the barman says "i dunno whats he look like"
hehehehehe
Well if a zebra can walk in a bar and talk then his brother can look like anything...right
Horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says 'why the long face?'
Bartender says 'why the long face?'
How do you get 2 whales in a car?
Over the Severn bridge!
Lol D12.... it's a bar... zebras and penguins dont walk into a bar... so if they did... and they asked if theyd seen my brother, it would be obvious that the penguin's brother would look like a penguin....
and the bartender would know if he'd seen a penguin....
maybe you should stop skipping school lol
and the bartender would know if he'd seen a penguin....
maybe you should stop skipping school lol
Yeah but If a penguin could talk then.....his brother could look like anything!
No... he'd still look like a penguin.... why would he look any different cos he was a talking penguin?
^^I'm such a party pooper!
........what?
Hmmm... obviously the jokes been wasted on you lol.
If a penguin can talk then it's possible his brother can be another type of bird.
not really....
where does that logic come from?
Lol.... strange.... it's just a talking penguin. Humans can talk doesn't mean my brother is another type of mammal.
where does that logic come from?
Lol.... strange.... it's just a talking penguin. Humans can talk doesn't mean my brother is another type of mammal.
But humans can talk it's REALITY! Birds can't it's fiction therefor if a bird can talk it could also have a different brother because it's FAKE! A bird talking is fake therefor if it has a different kind of brother its ok cuz its fake to...
It's a frigging joke. Stop trying to look smart cause you look like a dumbass.
Why do I feel like I walked into an episode of Three's Company... one where "Chrissy Logic" is used to explain something? 
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Sep 7 2004, 06:46 PM)
It's a frigging joke. Stop trying to look smart cause you look like a dumbass.
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Actually I'm not trying to look smart...takes one to know one.
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Sep 8 2004, 02:46 AM)
It's a frigging joke. Stop trying to look smart cause you look like a dumbass.
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Thanks Burnsy... my thoughts exactly lol.
Weird logic... so cos the bird can speak means its brother must be a pigeon.
It's a frickin joke not a hypothetical biology / evolution theory.
Lighten up and laugh... hahaha
ur totally missing the point of the joke.
forget that its a talking penguin, its just that its obvious what a penguins brother looks like... a penguin.... so to say "what does your brother look like" to a penguin is the joke.
if you can't understand that and you want to apply some weird messed up twisted logic then your're dumber than I thought, and to call Burnsy a dumbass when you can't even get a simple joke is just too ironic it's untrue.
forget that its a talking penguin, its just that its obvious what a penguins brother looks like... a penguin.... so to say "what does your brother look like" to a penguin is the joke.
if you can't understand that and you want to apply some weird messed up twisted logic then your're dumber than I thought, and to call Burnsy a dumbass when you can't even get a simple joke is just too ironic it's untrue.
I dunno why but that remined of Billy Madison when he trys to connect big industry and the puppy
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Billy Madison : ...So you see, the puppy was the industry, in that they were both lost in the woods, and nobody, especially the little boy (society) knew where to find him, except that the puppy was a dog, but the industry my friends, that was a revolution. Knibb high football rules!
Man : Mr madison, what you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, in no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be concidered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to that. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Man : Mr madison, what you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, in no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be concidered a rational thought, everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to that. You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Yeh precisely lol...
I'm not sure what goes through his mind, but it sure aint sense!
I'm not sure what goes through his mind, but it sure aint sense!
You don't have to post 2 times in a row ames ^^^ someone should just close this topic!
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