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Nxt2Hvn
Which to buy? "Titanic"
or
My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99 My Life: $29.99

Titanic: Over 5 hours to read
My Life: Over 5 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
My Life: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
My Life: Bill is a bull$&!# artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
My Life: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
My Life: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
My Life: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
My Life: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
My Life: Clinton doesn't remember jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
My Life: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
My Life: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing So, there you have -- both books are pretty much the same and you have probably already seen the Movie, Titanic, so save your money and spend it on something you really need.

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Fluffybunny
Only 1500 women went dow...

Oh nevermind...I'd get booted for sure if I finished that one.
Nxt2Hvn
LMAO Fluffy..... laugh.gif

I am right here with ya! ..... good one btw!! thumbsup.gif
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