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ames2787
What's the worst chat up line you heard?

What's the best?

Did they work?

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PolkaTulk
what in the world is a chat up line
ames2787
Are you kidding?

A line you use on a girl/boy you know... when you're trying to pull them....
MichaelS
The best one used on me was, "Hi, care to dance?"

The worst one used one me was, "I want to s*** you like and all day lollipop". This one came from a little old Asian lady with no teeth. I beat a hasty retreat from the bar after that...
ames2787
LMFAO that ones hilarious lol.

What about.... that's a nice dress.... it'd look great on my bedroom floor...

MichaelS
I would never use such a cheesy line on a woman! LOL

I tend to go with the traditional, "Excuse me, care to dance?", or "Mind if I buy you a drink?" That last one really seems to work with Exotic Dancers for some reason...

Another good one used one me is this one: "My boyfriend just dumped me, and I'm looking to get revenge- care to help me?"

Another bad one used one me is this one: "My friends bet me I couldn't get a loser to dance with me... so- want to dance?"
PolkaTulk
ohh yeah those are called pick up lines
seventh_son
What exactly is the difference between a "chat up line" and " pick up line" ?
MichaelS
There is no differance. It's a matter of language. In North America, it's a pick-up line, in the UK, Australia, etc, it's a chat-up line.

Another good one used on me: "Are you as horny as your costume suggests?" It was halloween, and I dressed as a devil. devil.gif

One of the horrible ones used on me: "Buy me a drink, and I might dance with you."
BurnSide
Culture.
Same difference between 'Loo Roll' and 'Toilet paper'.
PolkaTulk
hahah loo roll??
tiddlyjen
Worst: "I heard that milk is good for people but DAMN how much did you drink?"
(groans) dontgetit.gif somebody shoot me! thumbsup.gif
ames2787
Lol... but you can say loo roll or toilet paper over here makes no difference, either way we would know what your on about!
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